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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If the next person to post doesn't groan you've lost

What does a Korean need to take out his dog

Oven gloves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Man walks into a Pet Shop and asks "Excuse me Sir,"

Do you sell Wasps ?

Assistant replies .."Sorry we dont sell Wasps"

I just wonderd..because you have 2 in the Window .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two piles of sick are walking down the street, first one turns to the second and says, "I was brought up just round the corner".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two nuns are on a train when a man exposes himself. One faints, the other has a stroke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's blue and fucks little ole ladies ?

Me in my lucky blue rain coat ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do Suicide bombers get to the afterlife ?

Bit by bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two nuns in the shower. One says "where's the soap". The other replies "yes it does, doesn't it".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you heard about the latest Vietnamese cook book?

101 ways to wok your dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found a carrier bag with an England shirt in it just lying on the pavement.i can't believe they just threw it away.

Those carrier bags are worth 5p nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you been mis-sold tdi?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The CEO of bmw fainted at the frankfurters motor show today.

In typical bmw fashion he collapsed across 2 bays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a German molester?

Hans Upercunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happened when Jesus went to mount olive?

Popeye kicked the fuck out of him

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I wasn't to sure if that would be past the line or set the line. It shouldn't get any darker than that at least I think it shouldn't"

Ive removed it....way past the line sorry

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I wasn't to sure if that would be past the line or set the line. It shouldn't get any darker than that at least I think it shouldn't

Ive removed it....way past the line sorry

And the other kids stuff too so theyve gone too Im afraid

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By *anderer1988Man over a year ago

NEWTON STEWART

Im not a racist..

Racism is a crime..

And crime is for black people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

German Sausage Jokes ..Are The Wurst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was watching the Eddie stobart documentary on channel 5 the other night.

The uk's top (alledgedly)haulage firm and not one prostitute murdered so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seat belt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Statically speaking..........

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Groans n shakes head disapprovingly*

I win!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Groans n shakes head disapprovingly*

I win!

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can't choose your own joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common

THIER last hit was the wall

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

29.2

I've invented a new sexual position. All you do is lie back to back with your partner leaving a gap, wait till they fall asleep and then quietly masturbate.

I call it "marriage."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do elephants have four feet?

Cos 6 inches isn't big enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Groans n shakes head disapprovingly*

I win!

can't choose your own joke

Awwwwwch

What's worse than finding out there's a hole in your condom?

Finding out there's a condom in your hole......

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