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"What is it called if you use the whole chicken "feckin kinky | |||
"What is it called if you use the whole chicken "Stobarting? | |||
"What is it called if you use the whole chicken
Stobarting? "Rofpmsfl | |||
"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? "when hippos are upset their sweat turns red | |||
"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? when hippos are upset their sweat turns red"You pissed of a few hippos in your time have ya ?? | |||
"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? when hippos are upset their sweat turns red
You pissed of a few hippos in your time have ya ?? "I'm glad you said that not me | |||
"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? when hippos are upset their sweat turns red
You pissed of a few hippos in your time have ya ?? "of that I have no doubt | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 "It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies 
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake "what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me "She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story  | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story "nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol | |||
Saw it on Facebook thought it was funny & random shit | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol"Erm I can read this you know | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know "So you would share wine ?? | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know
So you would share wine ?? "Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle | |||
" So you would share wine ??
Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle "Hahaha ..my bad | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know
So you would share wine ??
Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle "Really? Would you share your last glass?  | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know "Only if you haven't already started on said wine ( hide's ) | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know
So you would share wine ??
Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle
Really? Would you share your last glass? "Would she hell as like | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know
Only if you haven't already started on said wine ( hide's ) "It's Monday - wine o'clock isn't for another 36 mins | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know
So you would share wine ??
Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle
Really? Would you share your last glass? Would she hell as like "That's what I was thinking | |||
"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4
It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies
Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me
She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol
Erm I can read this you know
Only if you haven't already started on said wine ( hide's )
It's Monday - wine o'clock isn't for another 36 mins "In the east there is no specific time for wine o'clock  | |||
and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say | |||
"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say "Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier 
Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays? | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart "Just how bored are you??? | |||
"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say
Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier
Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays? "Everybody knows bank holidays count as the weekend | |||
"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say
Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier
Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays?
Everybody knows bank holidays count as the weekend "Another fib!
Blimey cutie, next you'll be telling us you don't drink coffee on a weekday or forget about stuff in the oven from time to time
Jeeeeesh!!!! | |||
"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say
Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier
Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays?
Everybody knows bank holidays count as the weekend
Another fib!
Blimey cutie, next you'll be telling us you don't drink coffee on a weekday or forget about stuff in the oven from time to time
Jeeeeesh!!!! "Oh ffs one mistake and it haunts me for life 
And I drink coffee all the bloody time | |||
"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart
Just how bored are you??? "This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol | |||
"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart
Just how bored are you???
This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol "Agreed | |||
"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart
Just how bored are you???
This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol
Agreed "Thank bloody god I don't do pussbook!! | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart
Just how bored are you???
This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol "oh come on that's not fair lmao | |||
"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart
Just how bored are you???
This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol
Agreed "shut it you | |||
"Lol I'd block him but he knows where I live "and I'm coming round but just mind who is bringing the chocolate cake  | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? "futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh "I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say "Nuuuuuuut for me | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say "aye your right there,should see the way my pal from Newcastle types,takes half an hour to decipher a 3 line message lol | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me "nuuuuut me either | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either "But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! ) | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )"oh aye that's right,guff lol | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol "Shut it peg leg | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg "He has 2 peg legs! | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! "I wasn't going to mention anything about height as I'm vertically challenged too (still taller than DLT though ) | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! "I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross "Your JESUS ???? | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
Your JESUS ???? "aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water? | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water? "Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?
Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol "Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?
Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol
Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie "Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it? | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?
Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol
Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it? "Cheeky bugger!!!! You still owe me a pint!! | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?
Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol
Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it? "Real ale is for hobbits and dwarfs ...ive seen lord of the rings | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?
Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol
Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it?
Real ale is for hobbits and dwarfs ...ive seen lord of the rings "DLT for real ale he's a hoppit no a hobbit | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross "I was on about yir legs lol | |||
"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh
I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!
Easier to type than say
Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either
But I have my disadvantage don't forget
(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol
Shut it peg leg
He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross
I was on about yir legs lol"Are you saying your eyesight wasn't good enough to see anything else madam?  | |||
"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! "YES YOU ARE!!! | |||
"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!
YES YOU ARE!!!"OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you  | |||
"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!
YES YOU ARE!!!
OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you "everybody dwarfs me now..lol | |||
"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!
YES YOU ARE!!!
OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you
everybody dwarfs me now..lol"I did before cheeky lol | |||
"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!
YES YOU ARE!!!
OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you
everybody dwarfs me now..lol
I did before cheeky lol "Naw ye didnae!! x | |||
"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!
YES YOU ARE!!!
OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you
everybody dwarfs me now..lol
I did before cheeky lol
Naw ye didnae!! x " | |||
