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"we going to the pub x" yes I am very thirsty  | |||
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"Where the hell is Mrs DLT? "the parrot has to go xx | |||
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fancy a curer | |||
"What happened last night ???? "Cmon i'l remind you | |||
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"just a quick 1 then were of to the football "Staying in bed all day??? | |||
"just a quick 1 then were of to the football "Then we can do it all again . | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 10/10/15 09:53:57]" mmmmmmm I love running my fingers through that hairy chest of yours | |||
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"Mustve beeen dreaming mine is shaved "oh two to play with one on each side | |||
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"Think we should just stay in bed all day ??" Shhhh... just kiss me | |||
"Mustve beeen dreaming mine is shaved oh two to play with one on each side "Greedy girl but ok with me | |||
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"Ok ok I'll get you a coffee!!!" is _unkie supplying the cream? | |||
"Ok ok I'll get you a coffee!!!is _unkie supplying the cream? "Dream topping anyone? | |||
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"Ok ok I'll get you a coffee!!!is _unkie supplying the cream?
Dream topping anyone? "pmsl | |||
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"Can ya get your Boobs out my face i cant breathe x "You weren't complaining when I was sitting on it K x | |||
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"Yes you locked me in ???" Sorry Hunni ....Ive forgot the Combination Lock number x | |||
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"Blimey, not you again " Pass the Sky Remote will ya | |||
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"what we watching?" Football . x | |||
"what we watching? Football . x "yay! stop hogging the duvet though! | |||
"what we watching? Football . x
yay! stop hogging the duvet though!"Get Aff Me.... | |||
"what we watching? Football . x
yay! stop hogging the duvet though!
Get Aff Me....
"She always hogs the duvet  | |||
"what we watching? Football . x
yay! stop hogging the duvet though!
Get Aff Me....
She always hogs the duvet "Do not! and you said you were too hot anyway! Its all that fur  | |||
"what we watching? Football . x
yay! stop hogging the duvet though!
Get Aff Me....
She always hogs the duvet
Do not! and you said you were too hot anyway! Its all that fur "Lets have mad passionate AGAIN ? | |||
"what we watching? Football . x
yay! stop hogging the duvet though!
Get Aff Me....
She always hogs the duvet
Do not! and you said you were too hot anyway! Its all that fur
Lets have mad passionate AGAIN ?
"why do you have a slice of pizza stuck to your ass | |||
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"I slept on your wet patch..." wasn't my wet patch you had a wet dream | |||
"I slept on your wet patch...wasn't my wet patch you had a wet dream "Theres a piece of Pizza attached to your arse .. Did ya have a Meat Feast ? | |||
"I slept on your wet patch...wasn't my wet patch you had a wet dream
Theres a piece of Pizza attached to your arse ..
Did ya have a Meat Feast ?
"pepperoni and salami | |||
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"Who else was here last night? There's garlic bread under the pillow! "Where do you keep the cake ??? | |||
"Who else was here last night? There's garlic bread under the pillow!
Where do you keep the cake ???"Under your pillow | |||
"Who else was here last night? There's garlic bread under the pillow!
Where do you keep the cake ???
Under your pillow "did you roofy me? | |||
"Who else was here last night? There's garlic bread under the pillow!
Where do you keep the cake ???
Under your pillow did you roofy me?"Nope. Wasn't me
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"Who else was here last night? There's garlic bread under the pillow!
Where do you keep the cake ???
Under your pillow did you roofy me?
Nope. Wasn't me
"it wiz you now shift Ower a bit | |||
"Who else was here last night? There's garlic bread under the pillow!
Where do you keep the cake ???
Under your pillow did you roofy me?
Nope. Wasn't me
it wiz you now shift Ower a bit"oops watch yer foot
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"Who else was here last night? There's garlic bread under the pillow!
Where do you keep the cake ???
Under your pillow did you roofy me?
Nope. Wasn't me
it wiz you now shift Ower a bit
oops watch yer foot
"Ffs get it right it's 10 inches not a foot | |||
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"Ooooooo I do like these green covers "prick | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick "Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here! 
I'm going to her room! | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! "only place your going is to hell for that one | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! only place your going is to hell for that one "Mrs DLT certainly isn't hell | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! only place your going is to hell for that one
Mrs DLT certainly isn't hell "you f*&^/$# crawling b?#$€@! | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! only place your going is to hell for that one
Mrs DLT certainly isn't hell you f*&^/$# crawling b?#$€@! "And?
Shut up or I'll kick your foot | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! only place your going is to hell for that one
Mrs DLT certainly isn't hell you f*&^/$# crawling b?#$€@!
And?
Shut up or I'll kick your foot "that's big of you,picking on an invalid | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! only place your going is to hell for that one
Mrs DLT certainly isn't hell you f*&^/$# crawling b?#$€@!
And?
Shut up or I'll kick your foot that's big of you,picking on an invalid "Hey, if it slows you down and gives the rest of us a chance....... | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! only place your going is to hell for that one
Mrs DLT certainly isn't hell you f*&^/$# crawling b?#$€@!
And?
Shut up or I'll kick your foot that's big of you,picking on an invalid
Hey, if it slows you down and gives the rest of us a chance....... "to do what? | |||
"Ooooooo I do like these green covers prick
Did Mrs DLT buy you all this green shit? It looks like something threw up in here!
I'm going to her room! only place your going is to hell for that one
Mrs DLT certainly isn't hell you f*&^/$# crawling b?#$€@!
And?
Shut up or I'll kick your foot that's big of you,picking on an invalid
Hey, if it slows you down and gives the rest of us a chance....... to do what?"Shred all the green crap | |||
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"You know its pointless trying to keep fab in order? lol" nudge over, bit of crumpet is falling out this side | |||
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"No no keeping it all in order or my whip is coming out . LOL" I'll bend over and assume the position shall I? | |||
"No no keeping it all in order or my whip is coming out . LOL" a spank me I like it | |||
"No no keeping it all in order or my whip is coming out . LOL a spank me I like it "What again? Ok | |||
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"Line up arse are getting whipped " Remember...payback is a bitch.... | |||
"Line up arse are getting whipped Remember...payback is a bitch.... "okay gentle at first please x | |||
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"Gentle at first... oh you say all the right things "thats not what you said last night | |||
"Gentle at first... oh you say all the right things thats not what you said last night "You promised to keep that a secret! | |||
"Gentle at first... oh you say all the right things thats not what you said last night
You promised to keep that a secret!"It wasn't that you wanted kept secret......it was your slippers | |||
"Gentle at first... oh you say all the right things thats not what you said last night
You promised to keep that a secret!
It wasn't that you wanted kept secret......it was your slippers "ooft room for one more? or will I just go get rolls and bacon ... | |||
"Gentle at first... oh you say all the right things thats not what you said last night
You promised to keep that a secret!
It wasn't that you wanted kept secret......it was your slippers
ooft room for one more? or will I just go get rolls and bacon ... "Hop back in young lady...always room for another | |||
"ooft room for one more? or will I just go get rolls and bacon ... "Always room... and now your talking, bacon rolls - winner! | |||
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"I still think your a slapper" Uhm thanks... | |||
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"I still think your a slapper Uhm thanks... "wake me when bacon rolls ready beautiful x | |||
"I still think your a slapper Uhm thanks...
wake me when bacon rolls ready beautiful x"tea or coffee with them? | |||
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"Budge up _unkies here "Who let the serial perv in? | |||
"Budge up _unkies here "I'm cold can you warm me up | |||
"Budge up _unkies here
I'm cold can you warm me up"Oh im sure i can find a way to heat you up | |||
"Budge up _unkies here
Who let the serial perv in? "Like im the only 1 haha least i admit it lol  | |||
"Budge up _unkies here
Who let the serial perv in?
Like im the only 1 haha least i admit it lol "Hey, I'm known as the cake whore now pass it over - dove has it | |||
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"Did someone mention cake?" Didn't see you down under the covers....oh, there's your slippers | |||
"Ffs crumbs everywhere "Get out and put the kettle on and leave me with the lovely ladies bunks - tea 2 sugars please | |||
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"Busy warming up flawless "You could have taken your socks off at least! | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!"Ooooooo hellooooo | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo "Any pear drops left? | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!"Its a comfort thing | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left? "A few....want one? | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Its a comfort thing "Hold a boob instead | |||
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"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Its a comfort thing
Hold a boob instead "Need to try that | |||
" Hold a boob instead "Gosh, I'm out on that call - not even a handful! | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one? "Any choc? | |||
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" Hold a boob instead
Gosh, I'm out on that call - not even a handful!"Snap! | |||
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"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
fill up boots hun x
Any choc?" | |||
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"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one? "Yes.....aand the pear drops | |||
"You wake up with the person above. What do you say ???" offt sounds good ...so we reply to post above huh? x | |||
"You wake up with the person above. What do you say ??? offt sounds good ...so we reply to post above huh? x" In fab style, so if you feel like it you can... but its more of a general rammy to be fair lol | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
Yes.....aand the pear drops "Christ how many are in my room | |||
"You wake up with the person above. What do you say ??? offt sounds good ...so we reply to post above huh? x" Oooo hello, want another go? | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
Yes.....aand the pear drops
Christ how many are in my room"23 at last count | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
Yes.....aand the pear drops
Christ how many are in my room"You heating up now | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
Yes.....aand the pear drops
Christ how many are in my room
You heating up now "She always complains she's cold Bunkie - you warm that side, I'll warm this side | |||
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"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
Yes.....aand the pear drops
Christ how many are in my room
You heating up now
She always complains she's cold Bunkie - you warm that side, I'll warm this side "Feck sides m8 ...im on top pmsl | |||
"I am a bit confused ...I thought op said reply to one above ! has game changed? still in xx" I am but there are a lot of people in this bed - don't you remember climbing in last night? | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
Yes.....aand the pear drops
Christ how many are in my room
You heating up now
She always complains she's cold Bunkie - you warm that side, I'll warm this side
Feck sides m8 ...im on top pmsl "Does that mean I get the bottom? Ooooo | |||
"Busy warming up flawless
You could have taken your socks off at least!
Ooooooo hellooooo
Any pear drops left?
A few....want one?
Yes.....aand the pear drops
Christ how many are in my room
You heating up now
She always complains she's cold Bunkie - you warm that side, I'll warm this side
Feck sides m8 ...im on top pmsl
Does that mean I get the bottom? Ooooo "Aslong as its no mine | |||
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"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops "Hell no ..jump in sexy plenty room for you | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops "I say 'thank you lord'  | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord' "mine is tea ...strong like my men thanks X | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord' "Bloody hell - another Englishman in this bed  | |||
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"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord'
Bloody hell - another Englishman in this bed "more English in here than the rugby world cup | |||
"Who opened the border "Cheeky bugger! | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord'
Bloody hell - another Englishman in this bed more English in here than the rugby world cup "Oh there you are.....peg leg | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord'
Bloody hell - another Englishman in this bed more English in here than the rugby world cup " | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord'
Bloody hell - another Englishman in this bed more English in here than the rugby world cup
I am English X
Oh there you are.....peg leg " | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord'
Bloody hell - another Englishman in this bed more English in here than the rugby world cup
Oh there you are.....peg leg "couldn't resist that one | |||
"Sorry a bit late returning to game .....was fun ...is this now a private conversation! oops
I say 'thank you lord'
Bloody hell - another Englishman in this bed more English in here than the rugby world cup
Oh there you are.....peg leg couldn't resist that one " | |||
"You wake up with the person above. What do you say ???" | |||
"You wake up with the person above. What do you say ???" !!!!! | |||
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"Lets do that again "absolutely babe's xx | |||
"Lets do that again
absolutely babe's xx"Can I have what Bunkie had? | |||
"Lets do that again
absolutely babe's xx"This time your tied up | |||
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"time for bed anyone xxx" I'm in bed, want to join me? | |||
"Right enjoy folks I'm bowing out,away to watch live motor racing from Australia see ya all about 6:30 tonight "no stamina
Have fun | |||
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