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Best status update you have ever seen on fab ??
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""You know who you are"
Annoys the shite out of me.
Why do morons put this up?"
I'm with you in this or the
Need my balls emptied pm me or
Who's sucking my cock or
Who's wanting fucked?
Yea guys that's exactly how to respect and treat a lady! My guess is they are still waiting!  |
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over a year ago
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"Oh gotta love the flood of "I've got hangover horn,who's gonna sort me" ect statuses on a Sunday morning. How I've not grabbed my car keys and drove off at high speed to assist them I don't know!  "
Bless them lol |
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over a year ago
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"Oh gotta love the flood of "I've got hangover horn,who's gonna sort me" ect statuses on a Sunday morning. How I've not grabbed my car keys and drove off at high speed to assist them I don't know! "
Such will-power  .
Think the best status I've seen recently was something like "ooh that was a big winky". Had a giggle at that.
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"Oh gotta love the flood of "I've got hangover horn,who's gonna sort me" ect statuses on a Sunday morning. How I've not grabbed my car keys and drove off at high speed to assist them I don't know! "
Sake, I thought that was a sure fire way to attract the ladies....
#updatingmystatusasyoureadthis
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Today's local updates contain gems such as:
"Any guys wanting sucked off? Can travel" - desperate
"need a wet pussy" - also desperate, will shag anything
and the typical "you know who you are" - and the rest of us don't care |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You know who you are"
Annoys the shite out of me.
Why do morons put this up?
I'm with you in this or the
Need my balls emptied pm me or
Who's sucking my cock or
Who's wanting fucked?
Yea guys that's exactly how to respect and treat a lady! My guess is they are still waiting! "
please! Any females on this can be called a lot of things but a lady is not one of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You know who you are"
Annoys the shite out of me.
Why do morons put this up?
I'm with you in this or the
Need my balls emptied pm me or
Who's sucking my cock or
Who's wanting fucked?
Yea guys that's exactly how to respect and treat a lady! My guess is they are still waiting! please! Any females on this can be called a lot of things but a lady is not one of them "
Oh really? That statement young man says more about yourself than any of the "females" on here. Believe me, I am a lady and I know a gentleman when I see one too!! |
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""You know who you are"
Annoys the shite out of me.
Why do morons put this up?
I'm with you in this or the
Need my balls emptied pm me or
Who's sucking my cock or
Who's wanting fucked?
Yea guys that's exactly how to respect and treat a lady! My guess is they are still waiting! please! Any females on this can be called a lot of things but a lady is not one of them "
And you base this generalisation on what ? |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
""You know who you are"
Annoys the shite out of me.
Why do morons put this up?
I'm with you in this or the
Need my balls emptied pm me or
Who's sucking my cock or
Who's wanting fucked?
Yea guys that's exactly how to respect and treat a lady! My guess is they are still waiting! please! Any females on this can be called a lot of things but a lady is not one of them
Oh really? That statement young man says more about yourself than any of the "females" on here. Believe me, I am a lady and I know a gentleman when I see one too!! "
Well said!
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I really hate the ones that go "are there any gen women on here?"
Or
"This site is a waste of time. Fakes".
But made me laugh recently ..
"Worried you've been abducted by aliens ? Let me probe your bum and jog your memory"  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"I really hate the ones that go "are there any gen women on here?"
Or
"This site is a waste of time. Fakes".
But made me laugh recently ..
"Worried you've been abducted by aliens ? Let me probe your bum and jog your memory" "
At least the last one shows some effort and the ability to have a laugh  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"I really hate the ones that go "are there any gen women on here?"
Or
"This site is a waste of time. Fakes".
But made me laugh recently ..
"Worried you've been abducted by aliens ? Let me probe your bum and jog your memory"
At least the last one shows some effort and the ability to have a laugh "
Wasnt yours then ? Lmao |
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Personal fave at the moment been on for a Cple of days " This site is disgusting Can't wait to leave this place " so tempted to message and say why post this why not just do one and fuck off ya twat lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personal fave at the moment been on for a Cple of days " This site is disgusting Can't wait to leave this place " so tempted to message and say why post this why not just do one and fuck off ya twat lol "
Been seeing that for the past few weeks from the same people lol so tempted to tell them to fook off of here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think ive just seen the worst in my local newsfeed 
Wont say what it is as im probably not allowed to single something out but you should all check out glasgow men 25-33
Not sure if he thought it would be impressive or not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I laugh at the guys trying to pretend to be their girlfriend.
'Who wants to fuck my boyfriend while I'm at work'
Yeah alright then "
You mean they are not really the girlfriend
Ive fallen for this one 5 times already   |
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