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Unfriended (dumb American teens who can't switch off their laptops)
The Happening (killer trees and plants wtf)
Solaris (sorry Mr Clooney, I tried watching this 4 different times and fell asleep each time)
I'm sure there are plenty others but this is just off the top of my head! |
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over a year ago
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"Scarlett johansson is gorgeous but even her naked couldn't save "under the skin" utter horseshit. Also "Lucy" is terrible as well. "
Under The Skin was absolute horseshit. |
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By *PLoversCouple
over a year ago
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"Scarlett johansson is gorgeous but even her naked couldn't save "under the skin" utter horseshit. Also "Lucy" is terrible as well.
Under The Skin was absolute horseshit."
Haha the only funny bit was watching her pick up guys in hibs and Celtic tops in her white van. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unfriended (dumb American teens who can't switch off their laptops)
The Happening (killer trees and plants wtf)
Solaris (sorry Mr Clooney, I tried watching this 4 different times and fell asleep each time)
I'm sure there are plenty others but this is just off the top of my head! "
Have to agree with that choice- Solaris, watched it and thought.... Well what a load of rubbish . |
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over a year ago
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Life of Pi...yes, I know it's all arty, symbolic and clever and the cinematography is amazing but it was a complete snoozefest of boredom.
There were no pies either...  |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Another vote for life of pi... the only film I have walked out of the cinema... It was dire.
Also, and I may be hung for this... but I hated the godfather. Only recently watched it for the first time ever - what a pile of overrated rubbish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another vote for life of pi... the only film I have walked out of the cinema... It was dire.
Also, and I may be hung for this... but I hated the godfather. Only recently watched it for the first time ever - what a pile of overrated rubbish."
hate almost any godfather movie(goodfellas I liked).. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mosters(the sequel isnt too bad),the first one was heralded for its cinematography,metaphors etc etc..arthouse sci-fi..pile of shit.
Cloud Atlas( it looked so good..was glad I watched it 6 fucking months before it came to our screens)
Total Recall...with colin farrell...holy fuck how bad is a reboot supposed to be..
the new Fantastic 4...god fucking awful...seriously god fucking awful |
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over a year ago
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WWZ..
it was talked about it was hyped.. great director, great actor..and OOH..filming in glasgow..wow..
in the meantime, we have a series called the walking dead..
WWZ comes out..its UTTER shit, special effects used from Iam legend(OVER-CGI)..oh..and I think glasgow was in it for a couple of minutes at most...
its a film I could never..ever...ever watch again..just from its hype alone..I was disgusted |
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By *PLoversCouple
over a year ago
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I really can't see how you can like Lucy. Spoiler alert but she basically turns into a usb stick haha. Scarlett looked amazing but that's it for me. And yep vanilla sky is terrible as well. Good shout. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeepers Creepers - absolute gash, the line "Jeepers Creepers where'd you get those peepers" somes up the whole film for me.
O' Brother where art thou is a great movie though, different strokes and all that I suppose |
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over a year ago
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Another one - phone booth.
Go into the film wondering how they can make a film all about being stuck in a phone interesting, to then come out realising they can't, absolute shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another one - phone booth.
Go into the film wondering how they can make a film all about being stuck in a phone interesting, to then come out realising they can't, absolute shit."
i liked phone booth lol x |
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Look up The Room or just clips from it on youtube) if you want to see anything so bad it's good :D
The director/writer/several other things had no idea what he was doing and just kept coming up with bizarre ideas that made no sense, put himself in the film despite being hilariously bad at acting, and so much other stuff. Called it The Room which sounds like a horror film to most people (so people went to see it expecting horror) and it's a drama, just an hour of nonsense loosely about a love triangle.
Featuring a scene where with no explanation, 3 main characters play basketball wearing tuxedos, then carry on with their day, and it's never mentioned again.
As for legitimately bad movies, Transformers 2 was the first film I wanted to walk out of, from pure boredom. Just explosions and blatant product placement every 5 seconds. Felt like the film took me for an idiot. Yawn. |
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Any human being who made it to the end of the last terminator deserves a medal for perseverance. I'd also throw the film Now you see me into the same category of pish. Such a good cast and idea aswel |
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By *alnsanCouple
over a year ago
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Mrs had been going on about a movie from last week that she liked shen she was a kid & so downloaded it last night for us to watch & I didn't expect it to live up to its name of Shocker it was totally Shockingly pish.  |
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"Mrs had been going on about a movie from last week that she liked shen she was a kid & so downloaded it last night for us to watch & I didn't expect it to live up to its name of Shocker it was totally Shockingly pish. "
Personally I liked shocker fantastic soundtrack too  |
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"Look up The Room or just clips from it on youtube) if you want to see anything so bad it's good :D
The director/writer/several other things had no idea what he was doing and just kept coming up with bizarre ideas that made no sense, put himself in the film despite being hilariously bad at acting, and so much other stuff. Called it The Room which sounds like a horror film to most people (so people went to see it expecting horror) and it's a drama, just an hour of nonsense loosely about a love triangle.
Featuring a scene where with no explanation, 3 main characters play basketball wearing tuxedos, then carry on with their day, and it's never mentioned again.
As for legitimately bad movies, Transformers 2 was the first film I wanted to walk out of, from pure boredom. Just explosions and blatant product placement every 5 seconds. Felt like the film took me for an idiot. Yawn."
You should try the book. One enormous waste of paper. I wouldn't even wipe my bum with it. |
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"Attempted to watch piranhaconda earlier on syfy, didn't even make it past the opening credits"
Aye the sci-fi channel shows a lot of cheaply made films with actors/actresses in it that canny act that good and you've never heard of any of them either. |
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"Sorry, but you all lose, the worst film ever is Deep Impact, by a long stretch"
Deep impact was actually ok.
Think it was out at the same time as Armageddon, which got way more/better advertising etc. |
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By *illi37Woman
over a year ago
glasgow |
Vanilla Sky........good cast , woeful movie, i only stayed to the end, to find out if some wonderful plot twist would explain the turgid hour i had sat through.............it didnt ,it was tosh pure and utter xx |
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By *argaidMan
over a year ago
glasgow |
Cloverfield.
I saw it at a press screening. With all the hype surrounding it it was mobbed. By the end it was half empty and no one had a good word to say about it. Then they all wrote positive reviews. WTF? |
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over a year ago
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Have you seen 'The Bruce' fuck me....it's like a carbon copy of Braveheart without the actors... however, I must single out the English soldier wearing a wrist watch....  |
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over a year ago
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What was the one with Euan McGregor in it where it was a futuristic movie where after a certain age you get killed off... He tries to escape ??
Last about 30 mins then turned off |
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every single gawd damn transformer movie was pretty bad full of spinning metal and idiotic characters (dont wanna sound like a grump) there a scene in the last movie where Mark Whalberg and irish Shia LeBouf are having a conversation about why irish Shia who is 21 is dating his 16 yr old daughter and he produces a card with the relevant legal statue that say its legal to bang her in texas lmao whys that in a movie ? here my theory the director likes escalation and young tail haha so hes had Megan Fox in the other movies nearly naked almost so he has gone right in this movie we are gonnae get a chick who is so barely legal that in sum states she is infact illegal hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh brother where art thou .....
1 hour photo
And this was our face  lol"
Different strokes and all that,
In our opinion O' Brother Where Art Thou is one of the all time great movies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The tree of life ! Proper odd ,depressing ,weird film with a random dinosaur thrown in for what appears to be absolutely no fecking reason at all lol!
People walked out of the cinema mid film- those left clapped when it finally finished & left shaking their heads thinking WTF !!! Painstaking !!! Director needs shooting !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bram Stokers Dracula
One of my favourite films
Prometheus is 2 hours of my life I'll never get back "
I've never seen it all the way through, always fall asleep during it. |
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"Cloverfield.
I saw it at a press screening. With all the hype surrounding it it was mobbed. By the end it was half empty and no one had a good word to say about it. Then they all wrote positive reviews. WTF? "
you won't be interested in the sequal later this year then?
Cloverfield lane |
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I liked both those films
