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Sex phrases - Lets read them

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gagging for it.

Horny as a rabbit.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could ride a hole in a fence

Would shag a barbers floor

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few funny negative ones...

I wouldnae ride ye in tae battle!

If I had a wagon load of cocks I wouldn't give you one

Had more cock ends than weekends

She's a butter face. Nice legs....butter face...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could get up on a cracked plate lol

By *ockyjockyMan over a year ago

G63 countryside

hornier than a viking's helmet

Btw, love the phrase cleaner than a preacher's sheets

By *ussymufferMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

The tide would not take her out

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gonna ride you in to battle

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tighter than a nuns fanny

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a negative ane its as wide as the clyde

By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Wetter than the shower I was just in

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wetter than a paddling pool