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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"more than welcome. 
Its back up and running ....bugger i mean its not and on my way  
doors open I'm in the bedroom to the right lol
THE OTHER RIGHT BUNKIE!!!!   "
AWWWW FUCK ....TO LATE !!!! |
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"On a plus, the kids came and spoke to us.... They seem nice
John 
Sure? Or were they buttering you up for a new laptop? "
Funny you should say that haha
Child #1 wants his Xbox one back along with everything else I confiscated off him to show him who's boss
Child #2 wants a new PC and is trying to do me a deal on his old one (I taught him well)
John |
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over a year ago
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"On a plus, the kids came and spoke to us.... They seem nice
John
Sure? Or were they buttering you up for a new laptop?
Funny you should say that haha
Child #1 wants his Xbox one back along with everything else I confiscated off him to show him who's boss
Child #2 wants a new PC and is trying to do me a deal on his old one (I taught him well)
John "
Ah not just mine then  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"On a plus, the kids came and spoke to us.... They seem nice
John
Sure? Or were they buttering you up for a new laptop?
Funny you should say that haha
Child #1 wants his Xbox one back along with everything else I confiscated off him to show him who's boss
Child #2 wants a new PC and is trying to do me a deal on his old one (I taught him well)
John
Ah not just mine then "
They are all the same lol. I hid my eldest's Xbox one in the footstool. He sits on it all the time. It was in there for 5 days before I told him he could have it back. His face was priceless when he asked where it was and I said 'under your ass!' |
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"awww no did my hubby get u 
Pheww he just said wrong room ..she's in there -----
Ohh and added ..he was waiting on a guy called furry
haha definitely wasn't my husband then x"
Did i get the wrong house |
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"awww no did my hubby get u
Pheww he just said wrong room ..she's in there -----
Ohh and added ..he was waiting on a guy called furry
haha definitely wasn't my husband then x
Did i get the wrong house "
must have lol |
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"awww no did my hubby get u
Pheww he just said wrong room ..she's in there -----
Ohh and added ..he was waiting on a guy called furry
haha definitely wasn't my husband then x
Did i get the wrong house
must have lol "
I thought she looked a lil older ...  |
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"ah well I'm afraid I'm always honest about my age so if she was older than 30 defo wasn't me x
Take your not wrinkly and grey hair
now now _unkie don't pretend u haven't seen my pics x"
I may have perved once ......or twice  |
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"ah well I'm afraid I'm always honest about my age so if she was older than 30 defo wasn't me x
Take your not wrinkly and grey hair
now now _unkie don't pretend u haven't seen my pics x
I may have perved once ......or twice "
lol well nothing wrong with that x |
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
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"ah well I'm afraid I'm always honest about my age so if she was older than 30 defo wasn't me x
Take your not wrinkly and grey hair
now now _unkie don't pretend u haven't seen my pics x
I may have perved once ......or twice
lol well nothing wrong with that x"
And not a thing wrong with your pics either xx |
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"ah well I'm afraid I'm always honest about my age so if she was older than 30 defo wasn't me x
Take your not wrinkly and grey hair
now now _unkie don't pretend u haven't seen my pics x
I may have perved once ......or twice
lol well nothing wrong with that x
And not a thing wrong with your pics either xx"
awe thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aw well,I'll post here in the meantime......
*lots of memes n quotes suggesting folk are lucky that I'm keeping it together enough to not murder them all in a psychopathic rage*
*passive aggressive,cryptic, you know who you are posts*
*pic of my dinner with a smug comment*
*cry for help.....(feel free to ask what's wrong but I'm not telling/will say I'm fine!)*
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw well,I'll post here in the meantime......
*lots of memes n quotes suggesting folk are lucky that I'm keeping it together enough to not murder them all in a psychopathic rage*
*passive aggressive,cryptic, you know who you are posts*
*pic of my dinner with a smug comment*
*cry for help.....(feel free to ask what's wrong but I'm not telling/will say I'm fine!)*
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I actually lol d there x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a plus, the kids came and spoke to us.... They seem nice
John
Sure? Or were they buttering you up for a new laptop?
Funny you should say that haha
Child #1 wants his Xbox one back along with everything else I confiscated off him to show him who's boss
Child #2 wants a new PC and is trying to do me a deal on his old one (I taught him well)
John
Ah not just mine then
They are all the same lol. I hid my eldest's Xbox one in the footstool. He sits on it all the time. It was in there for 5 days before I told him he could have it back. His face was priceless when he asked where it was and I said 'under your ass!' "
Epic parenting !! I just change the wifi passwords or take the cable. They are then tormented by the X box being there but not able to use it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw well,I'll post here in the meantime......
*lots of memes n quotes suggesting folk are lucky that I'm keeping it together enough to not murder them all in a psychopathic rage*
*passive aggressive,cryptic, you know who you are posts*
*pic of my dinner with a smug comment*
*cry for help.....(feel free to ask what's wrong but I'm not telling/will say I'm fine!)*
I actually lol d there x"
Facebook....giving Jeremy Kyle fans a platform for drama,gossip n jealousy since 2004. |
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It's an a-cock-o-lypse! Watch out for all the zombie cocks trying to shoot maggots into your the hole in your eye socket after they've skull fucked you and sucked your brain through your nose with a straw |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"On a plus, the kids came and spoke to us.... They seem nice
John
Sure? Or were they buttering you up for a new laptop?
Funny you should say that haha
Child #1 wants his Xbox one back along with everything else I confiscated off him to show him who's boss
Child #2 wants a new PC and is trying to do me a deal on his old one (I taught him well)
John
Ah not just mine then
They are all the same lol. I hid my eldest's Xbox one in the footstool. He sits on it all the time. It was in there for 5 days before I told him he could have it back. His face was priceless when he asked where it was and I said 'under your ass!'
Epic parenting !! I just change the wifi passwords or take the cable. They are then tormented by the X box being there but not able to use it "
Just remove the power lead |
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"It was probably caused by a pensioner posting on a wall. They can't work the internet. "
That's just ageist! lol If FB crashes and we start the breakdown of the electronic world you will need us oldies to show you how the steam-generated internet used to work  |
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