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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

My idiot teenage son has broken his collarbone by trying to do a forward roll on grass!

He is a total idiot!!

What's the daftest injury you've sustained?

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Ouch! He has my sympathy, collarbone hurts.

Silliest injury... Ruptured tendon from falling down stairs backwards trying to scope out a rather lovely bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was 7. I got a pogo stick for my birthday. We had a fence with those big metal spikes in our front garden. Can you see where this is going? I now have a scar under my right arm

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

So far touch wood i have been injury free never been clumsy or accident prone

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By *anarkshirelassCouple over a year ago

lanarkshire

Stabbed myself with a knife... don't ask

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple over a year ago

Aberdeen

Torn ligaments from falling off a kerb

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By *yan19Man over a year ago

NLC

I do all the flips and stuff enjoy tricking and snapped a tendon and torn a ligament about 10 hours before a plain journey sorest tho give had in a whole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slicing the top off my finger using a knife (no scissors available in my defence) to open the packaging on a new necklace.

The trip to A&E shaved an hour off our night out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of bruising - dance related.

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

"Lots of bruising - dance related. "

And what about B?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive split my head open twice.... both times when i was younger like 4/5 and both times i was trying to do a forward roll and misjudged and cracked my head off the fire place that was all stoney x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whiplash by polystyrene.

I also have a displaced vertebrae in my neck due to some random injury.

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

Pulled the tendon and hamstring in my right bum cheek due to pole volting over the sofa

, broke my ankle jumping off a table ,chopped my spine at the gym falling down the stairs coming out the sauna that's just to name a few

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

"Pulled the tendon and hamstring in my right bum cheek due to pole volting over the sofa

, broke my ankle jumping off a table ,chopped my spine at the gym falling down the stairs coming out the sauna that's just to name a few

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chipped not chopped

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By *ussymufferMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A flash from welding never got my mask down on time glad I have a fancy new one now with reactalight lens

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Popped something in my cock. It ended up big and black!!! Don't know why but she loved it!

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By *ockandhishenCouple over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Broke my ankle walking through a puddle massive pothole under it

Hen xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Broken toe... getting out the shower (and no, I wasn't d*unk - just clumsy!)

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By *ee-YinWoman over a year ago

nr bathgate

Last week in Turkey playing stupid pool games....don't know what I've done to my foot but it's bruised and swollen, tender to touch and a wee bit sore when I walk xx refused hospital over there and a&e always busy at weekend so I'll find out tomorrow

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