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im converting to Scientology...
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...just for the banter.....im gonna spend all my cash first and have lots of dirty fun so i'll have lots to talk about in the audit sessions and they'll probably request that i "disconnect" from everyone in my life
any other scientologist's on here or anyone considering joining up? or anyone just think it's absolutely bonkers
cue the mission impossible theme! |
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over a year ago
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go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity  |
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"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity "
hmmm that's really tempting but i was hoping to meet tom cruise and with scientology they promise to take me in a spaceship to meet aliens from another planet so that's a hard choice |
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"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity hmmm that's really tempting but i was hoping to meet tom cruise and with scientology they promise to take me in a spaceship to meet aliens from another planet so that's a hard choice"
Ah but with the mormons you get the osmonds and if you google kolob you'll see they do the alien stuff too |
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By *UNKIEMan
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"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity "
Ehh no thanks ..1 fecking wife is more than enough  |
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"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity
Ehh no thanks ..1 fecking wife is more than enough "
You're forgetting the main part of the fundie Mormons thought. The wimmin folk have to keep sweet so you'll never get grief. |
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"Watching this again, L Ron was a proper fruitloop. "
He did start off as a terrible sci fi writer. I don't think he genuinely believed what he was 'preaching' but he certainly knew how to scam people. |
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"Scientology is definitely bonkers, join the united church of bacon instead 
That sounds more my thing ...mmmmmmmmmm bacon mmmmmmm "
easy to join up, just fill in an online form. Can be found on facebook  |
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"Or maybe join the church of the flying spaghetti monster and become a pastafarian.
yes this is real  "
im already a pastafarian after converting from being a Rastafarian and before that I was a Presbyterian |
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"...just for the banter.....im gonna spend all my cash first and have lots of dirty fun so i'll have lots to talk about in the audit sessions and they'll probably request that i "disconnect" from everyone in my life
No I am just going to braid hair on a beach in the carrabian Hubbard is a daffy X
any other scientologist's on here or anyone considering joining up? or anyone just think it's absolutely bonkers
cue the mission impossible theme!"
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Lol
"...just for the banter.....im gonna spend all my cash first and have lots of dirty fun so i'll have lots to talk about in the audit sessions and they'll probably request that i "disconnect" from everyone in my life
No I am just going to braid hair on a beach in the carrabian Hubbard is a daffy X
any other scientologist's on here or anyone considering joining up? or anyone just think it's absolutely bonkers
cue the mission impossible theme!"
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