Bog cock

By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Hahahaha, good old predictive text. Just saw a profile of someone with a "bog cock" looking for a "duck"

Looooooooooooooooool

By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Cant be doin with predictive texts lol turn mine off as soon as i get a phone and never goes back on

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hahahaha, good old predictive text. Just saw a profile of someone with a "bog cock" looking for a "duck"

Looooooooooooooooool"
got me into trouble a few months ago when I told my son I was running late at work so would he cock dinner

By *akedninjaMan over a year ago

edinburgh

is it duck hunting season again? "fuck a duck!" quack quack!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sent my daughter a message to remind me to get batteries for the kitchen cock.

All about cock isn't it?

By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Sent my daughter a message to remind me to get batteries for the kitchen cock.

All about cock isn't it? "

You keep your vibrator in the kitchen?!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sent my daughter a message to remind me to get batteries for the kitchen cock.

All about cock isn't it?

You keep your vibrator in the kitchen?!

I keep my kitchen vibrator in the kitchen. Obviously.

By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I think some are to quick to blame predictive text they just text what's on their mind .

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once typed fabswingers into google at work because my horny mind was wandering.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lost count how many times I've told a woman I'd like to KICK her PUPPY