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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A wee post to cheer things up.......

just quote a line from a film that sticks in your head

eg.

Ill be back (Arrni)

my fave Film is Grease so could quote the film backwards but best line is for me .

Dont Sweat it Hunni Have One of Mine....

Lets see who has good ones

over to you xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol ...one of my faves is

'It's my duty , to please that booty ' (Samuel L Jackson 'Shaft')

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my fav outa my fav film....

nobody puts baby in a corner,,,

oooo dirty dancing love it!!!

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..

The italian Job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forrest Gump...

Ma Mamma told me am not allowed ta talk too strangers....

in ma American voice..lol

Buboo ....x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mel gibsons braveheart speech that finishes with FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM lol

mr H

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen,

here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And

free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"

"Two thousand against ten?" - the veteran shouted. "No! We will

run - and live!"

"Yes!" Wallace shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you

will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,

would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for

one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell

our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take

our freedom!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk was such a bad choice (anchorman) if you aint seen it, you aint lived !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh and another from the film is when the irishman tells william this

"The lord tells me he can me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!!"

funniest line in the film still love seeing that part lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They mostly come out at night,mostly(Aliens).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go ahead punk,make my day(Dirty Harry), classic film and probably most famous film quote ever said!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were Gonna Need A Bigger Boat (JAWS),Another classic movie!!!,by the way its mr hoops with all these quotes,he could go all day with these movie quotes pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"get busy living or get busy dying" morgan freeman shawshank redemption

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hoops i could go on all day too lol

“Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker” bruce willis die hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place”

billy crystal city slickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner”

anthony hopkins silence of the lambs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Schwing”

mike myers wanynes world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Are you kidding, baby? I put the ‘grrrr’ in swinger, baby! Yeah”

mike myers austin powers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and my favourite while at work lol

“Show me the money”

tom cruise jerry maguire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Stupid is as stupid does”

tom hanks forest gump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

take it your enjoying this subject lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this quote was taken from the last letter home from one of the snipers who died in somalia that the film Black Hawk Down is about. its is read at the very end,

'My love, stay strong and you will do well in life. I love you and my children deeply. Today and tomorrow let each day grow and grow. Keep smiling and never give up even when things get you down. So in closing my love, tonight tuck my children in bed warmly. Tell them I love them, then hug them for me and give them both a kiss goodnight for daddy'

one of the most beautiful extracts i have ever read and really does stick in my head when you serve overseas the letter home that your writing can always be your last x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy Shit,Its The Attack Of Eddie Munster(Lost Boys)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il Make Him An Offer He Cant Refuse(The Godfather), what a classic movie that is!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How Tall Are You Private?5 Foot Nine.5 Foot Nine,I Didnt Know They Stacked Shit That High (Full Metal Jacket)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I See Dead People (The Sixth Sense), great movie!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite Frankly Dear I Dont Give A Damn (Gone With The Wind)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok my go again lol

"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me."

-Rent boy in Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater

Mike Myers Austin Powers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Hoops Fav Line Of All Time is Heres Johnnie (The Shining), Mr Hoops fav film!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My God Its Full Of Stars (2010),sequel to 2001:A Space Odyssey!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good morning and incase i don`t see you good afternoon good evening and goodnight"

jim carrey trueman show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well Fuckadoddledoo (Shaun Of The Dead),classic comedy horror!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Sex The Only Thing You Think About Saddam:I LOVE YOU. (South Park,The Movie)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why you got a horse in a lift?"

"cause the fucking stairs would kill it"

the commitments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avi,Shut Up And Sit Down You Big Bauld Fuck(Snatch)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They All Float Down Here (Stephen Kings IT)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gonna wind up now with one of my favorite film endings

in gladiator when maximus dies and the black guy burying his carving things says

"now we are free,i will see you again,but not yet,not yet"

i know i remember a line i liked in vanilla sky with tom cruise about a cat or something but buggered if i can remember what he said ????? sure it was on the roof before he threw himself off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

remember it now

"every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around"

tom cruise vanilla sky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn them: damn them all to hell!! (planet of the apes)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have no fear little one: im here to protect thee (the omen)!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

" i feel the need,the need, for speed yeehaa " TOP GUN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Richard Burton to Liz Taylor in Cleopatra.....'I have always loved you' her reply... 'I have always known' ahhhhhh so true of them in real life also I think xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heres Looking At You Kid.(Casablanca)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey You Guys(The Goonies)!!! classic kids movie as im sure everyone loved it lol!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. pulp fiction

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch pretty woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gregorys girl

the boy that left school to be a windae cleaner tellin the school kids of how meeting the married wimen on his rounds for sex goes...

windae cleaner says

haw darlin can ye gies some waater fur ma bucket...

schoolmates in awe say....is that code or something...

wiandae cleaner says....naw !!!its fur waashin the windaes!!!!

fookin piss masel everytime that line comes on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Boys Iimmmmm Baaaaack(The d*unken pilot from the movie,Independence Day)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pullover,pullover:no its a jumper,but thanks for noticing,(Dumb And Dumber)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

go ahead punk make my day, clint eastwood in dirty harry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kathleen Turner in Body Heat......

You aren't too bright. I like that in a

man.

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. GLADIATOR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Durka Durka,(Team America)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." Marlon Brando.. On the waterfront

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us vinny jones in "gone in 60seconds"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get Away From Her You Bitch,(Aliens)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the customer at the next table in the restaurant scene 'when Harry met Sally'

......"I'll have what she's having" lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Live Long And Prosper(Star Trek)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Luke,I am Your Father(Empire Strikes Back)!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"You live your life between your legs Mav." "Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me." "Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this." TOP GUN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il Be Right Here(E.T)!!!Christ what a movie to get you crying non stop lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quaid,Quaid,Start The Reactor,Free Mars (Total Recall)!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Stephen: Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.

Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland?

Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.

Hamish: You're a madman.

Stephen: [nods and starts laughing, then Hamish does as well] I've come to the right place, then. MORE BRAVEHEART...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It can't rain all the time"

Brandon Lee The Crow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Precious,(Lord Of The Rings:The Two Towers)!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Stephen: [starts laughing] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm *prettier* than this man!

[to the sky]

Stephen: Alright, Father, I'll ask him.

[to William]

Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

[to the sky]

Stephen: Yes, Father!

[to Hamish]

Stephen: The Almight says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The power of christ compeles you,the power of christ compeles you,the power of christ compeles you.(The Exorcist)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Am The Nightrider,A Fuel Injected Pyscho Machine.(Mad Max)!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!

William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse .... even more braveheart....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Box,You Opened It,We Came.(Hellraiser)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LOL right DM and Mr Hedo have way too much time on their hands lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well Kazz Its Mr hoops here lol and yeah your right i do have plaent of time on ma hands lol,Anyway wheres your movie quote lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its Him,Its The Day Walker(Blade)!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! LIFE OF BRIAN

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

LIFE OF BRIAN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are the people that say neeee(Monty python and the holy grail)!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?

ARMAGEDDON

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you build it,he will come;(Field of dreams)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remember when i said i'd kill you last?........i lie" .......Arnie in Commando just before he lets go of the guys ancle he is dangling over cliff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and you temp should go on a quiz show for movie quotes lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you build it,he will come;(Field of dreams)!!!"

Also ......"Want to play catch" ...when he's alone with his father on the field in same move.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good one grid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyranasuarus just like me,scrap this on your soreass blane.(Predator)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not so much a line ....as a scene.

When Denzel Washington throws the other coach ( who had previously called him a MONKEY) a Banana at the end of the game in REMEMBER THE TITANS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the puck miller,you greedy son of a bitch

Slap Shot2)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And is there two 'G's in Bugger Off...?

Local Hero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1,2 freddies coming for you,3,4,better lock your door,5,6 grab your crucifix,7,8 better stay up late,9,10 never sleep again.(A Nightmare On Elm St)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

serve the public trust,protect the innocent,uphold the law(RoboCop)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jesus coach i look like i just jacked of an Elephant" ........said by the coloured guy playing receiver when coach puts STICKUM on his hands in The Replacements (staring K Rieves).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'he's locked in his room with bread and water and the bible' whisky galore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liam Neason in TAKEN,

"I will find you and i will kill you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my all time fav black comedys. "Naked" with David Thewlis, oodles of lines,

"Whats it like being you"

"They say its a fookin jungle out there have you seen it in ere?"

"so your an insecurity guard"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can be my wingman any time."

TopGun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulp Fiction!

"Say wat one more time muther hubbered a darrrrrrrrrre you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who are these guys?"

"the fall will probably kill ya!"

"Do you think we used enough dynamite?"

"The next time I say let's go some place... then let's go some place!!"

"Are you stealing my girl?"

Answer: "Yeah?"

(scratching his arse)"Naaaaaa... take her"

Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

Mr.Classy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I remember Paris- you wore blue.... the germans wore grey!"

'Casablanca'

Mr.Classy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your clothes,give them to me now:,Fuck you asshole.(The Terminator)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heed beed noo"

"Look at the size o that boys heed, has its own planetary system n everything"

"Its like an orange on a tooth pick"

Mike myers, "So i married an axe murderer"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"whose motorbike is that ?"

"It's not a motorbike, it's a chopper"

"Whose chopper's that?"

"Zeds'"

"Who's Zed?"

"Zed's Dead baby , Zed's Dead"

(Pulp fiction)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say ello to my little friend(Scarface)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"

"Hey you musta been sumthing,,,before electricity"

"Last time i saw a mouth like that,,,it had a hook in it",lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue is the virus,green is the antivirus.(Resident Evil)!!!

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"i'll get enough sleep when i'm dead" and another " does a hobby horse have a wooden dick" sam elliott in roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get off your horse and drink your milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello,do you like scary movies,(Scream)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough.(Dog Soldiers)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its time to start running.(The Running Man)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There he is,thats him,thats the warrior,he shot cyrus

The Warriors),classic gang movie from the late 70's!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave the kid alone(The Wanderers)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh hes lost his bounce from his bungee(Wallace And Gromit:The curse of the wererabbit)!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little bit crazy a little bit mad but dont we girls just love that"

Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

GREAT SCOT!!! (back to the future)

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By *urioduoCouple over a year ago

lanarkshire

do you expect me to talk ...... no mr bond I expect you to die

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Better men than you have died while showing that common courtesy,now snap it back when you salute someone"

Pacino, "Scent of a woman"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to go down on her more often i can hear it in her voice",lol

"scent of a woman"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im Thumpin"

Thumper in "Bambi"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is he a piiiiiig? He sure eats like one"

Drew Barrimore in "ET"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you get old in life things get taken from you but you only learn that when you start losin stuff, you realise lifes a game of inches..and so's football cause in either game life or football the margin for error is so small, i mean one half a step too late, too early you dont quite make, one half second too slow too fast you dont quite catch it, the inches we need are everywhere their in every break of the game, every minute, every second, on this team we fight for that inch on this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch, we claw with our fingernails for that inch cuase we know when we add up all those inches thats gonna make the fuckin differ and dyinence between winnin and losin! between livin and dyin"

Al Pacino "Any Givin Sunday"

Still makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

' I didnt raise my kids to sit at the back of the bus' in Philadelphia by the mum before the commence of the courtcase.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its not how hard you can hit its how hard you can get hit and keep movin forward" Stallone in Rocky Balboa

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By *otsWoman over a year ago

Coatbridge

Natures fist green is gold

her hardest hue to hold

her early leafs a flower

but only so an hour

then leaf subsides to leaf

so eden sank to grief

so dawn goes down today

nothing gold can stay

heard this in "The Outsiders" when i was 16 n never forgotten it ..... tis so true

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By *otsWoman over a year ago

Coatbridge

god mine seems borin compared to all those others lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Al Pacino Devils Advocate

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Kevin Lomax: God dammit, what did you do to my wife?

John Milton: Well, on a scale of one to ten... ten being the most depraved act of sexual theatre know to man... one being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomaxes' household... I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about...

[counts on his fingers]

John Milton: ... seven.

Kevin is Keannu Reeves

Milton is Pacino

Devils Advocate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's this beautiful girl just fucked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

Al Pacino same movie.

How I fuckin loved that film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

say hello to my little friend , makes me giggle like fuck god knows iv said that enough to women over the years and the occasional bloke on shore leave lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats not a knife ,,,,Thats a knife

Crocodile Dundee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stanley, when i ask you what you want you must refuse.i only have 15cents.

Ladies, and what would you like.

Soda,Soda,Soda, and what would you like Stanley ...Soda .DOOOOOOOHHHHH

CANT YOU GRASP THE SITUATION

Laurel n Hardie

Man o War

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. FULL METAL JACKET

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen MORE FULL METAL JACKET...fabby movie

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

a few quotes fae "BAD BOYS" Marcus Burnett: Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them. Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?

Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.

Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.

Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy. " bad boys, bad boys,what ya gonna do ,, what ya gonna do when they come for you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont you just love these little moments of silence?" Gary Oldman in Leon

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*

"LORD OF THE RINGS"

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. "THE MATRIX"

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you "THE MATRIX"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go Get Shagged ....

Full Monty ...

Robert Carlyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SO YOU DONT SING...

YOU DONT DANCE...

PARDON ME FOR ASKING , BUT WHAT DO YA DO ...

WELL THERES THIS .....

FULL MONTY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'' Blade are you ready to die?, I was born ready motherf**ker! ''

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me" THE GRADUATE

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

classic "Apocalypse Now" I love the smell of napalm in the morning. .......... and...... dont surf.

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"They're heee-re."

POLTERGEIST

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass." GHOSTBUSTERS

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"Wax on, wax off." THE KARATE KID

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"There can be only one." HIGHLANDER

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. A FEW GOOS MEN

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By *urioduoCouple over a year ago

lanarkshire

I think we are going to need a bigger boat .... Jaws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'wow Stunna , your cock is bigger then mine '...

oops ffs, that was in a private film we recorded ....

sorry folks......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IVE KILLED THE WABBIT ,IVE KILLED THE WABBIT...

MR MAGOO ....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every minute I sit in this room i get weaker and every minute Charlie sits in the bush he get stronger" Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ditto" Ghost

"Take me to bed or lost me forever" Top Gun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'wow Stunna , your cock is bigger then mine '...

oops ffs, that was in a private film we recorded ....

sorry folks......

garry my film oops our film is called

stunna'a hongdong lol xxx

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By *lisonpatCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"sombody otta hit you...but i wont...no i wont...the hell i will"..(john wayne) cant remember the name of the film lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

John Candys "i like me" speach at end of "planes trains and Automobiles".

Him and Steve Martin had driven each other nuts trying to get home and poor big john finaly admitting there was no wife or family to hurry home to,,(filling up just thinking bout it,lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cool runnings movie with john candy

shanka is doing the push cart derby and crashes into a shack

derris says

"shanka you dead man"

shanka says

"yeah man"

still pmsl at that part lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gregorys Girl.....

Bum, tits, fanny the lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit late joinin in, but:

"Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries" (in a dodgy french accent) The Holy Grail or my personal fave:

"Ah hope ah give you the shits" as said to big scary werewolf in Dog Soldiers by Spoon- the ultimate squaddie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i thought ud be bigger !!! dalton

fae road house me fav movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oooooh siouxwan i LOVED roadhouse used to pause it at the bit patrick was naked so i could watch in slow motion. SWEET!

My favourite quote is Scarface. "SAy hello to my wittle fwiend"!!!!

Ooooh or home alone...."keep the change u filthy animal"

Oooh and taxi driver " you looking at me"

Classics Here's Johnny!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jerry mcguire.

you had me at hello...

love that movie x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"jerry mcguire.

you had me at hello...

love that movie x"

ffs why did you tell me that on friday then grrrrrrrrrrrrr i musta missed that part

mr H

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DIDN`T ffs canny spell the night grrrr

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if they put one of yours in the hospital then you put one of theres in the morgue..... sean connery in the untuchables

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hahah you watching that too?? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am ....Aslan

The King of Narnia..

Welcome ....

NARNIA ..

If God has a Voice

the Lion has it .

Buboo ....X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to see public enemys the other night! Terrible film but liked when depp said

Were having to much fun today to think about tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clint eastwood talking about his mule. 'He dont think its nice you laffin'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey fat jesus"

The hangover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

in Remember the Titans when everyone visits Gary in hospital and he say's to coach ..

"Couch i'm hurt , i ain't DEAD "

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By *rTylerCouple over a year ago

Angus

"gonna wind up now with one of my favorite film endings

in gladiator when maximus dies and the black guy burying his carving things says

"now we are free,i will see you again,but not yet,not yet"

Like this line from the same film

" Father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I shall have my vengeance in this life or the next "

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

life of brian what have the romans ever done for us

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By *oonboyMan over a year ago

livingston

aaaaaaaalrighty then !!! - ace ventura.....kinda suits my personality LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh mines is.. G.I. Jane lol

i so love it when she kicks the

big yin's arse..my kinda woman an

shouts 2 him ((suck my dick)) fecking

love it pmsl

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

stunna why does that not suprise me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"stunna why does that not suprise me

yea i know i know lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you're fifteen minutes away, i'll be there in ten" Mr Wolf, Pulp Fiction.

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By *otsWoman over a year ago

Coatbridge

Mississippi Burning .......

"Mr Anderson you are getting so far up my nose i can feel your boots on my chin"

Mr Anderson(Gene Hackman)replies .....

"u better get used to the feel of my boots on your chin"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

from the film katys party sam thommas unis norman neil andrew (im gonna bust his baws )lol a classic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that name rings a bell or is that ball hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go away or i will taunt you a second time

Pythons 'Holy Grail'

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