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By *utty OP Man over a year ago

Local to you maybe

I was standing in the street the other day when this woman came up to me and said; ''You smell nice, what've you got on?'' I said; ''Actually, I've got a hard on but I didn't think you'd be able to smell it from rite over there!''

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

so cheezy!!!! you, not the joke !! xxxxx

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By *utty OP Man over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"so cheezy!!!! you, not the joke !! xxxxx

Oi nae cheese here lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nah - no cheese - just nuts!

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By *utty OP Man over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"nah - no cheese - just nuts!"

Yep just nuts

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"nah - no cheese - just nuts!

Yep just nuts

roads cleared - no joke!!! xxx

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By *utty OP Man over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"nah - no cheese - just nuts!

Yep just nuts

roads cleared - no joke!!! xxx"

Roads may be clear but it's Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a guy walks into boots and asks for deoderant and the assistant says ball type or spray and he say oh just for under my arms boom boom

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Three girls are in a lift and notice a stain on the wall. The redhead says "that looks like spunk. Brunette sniffs it and says "smells like spunk too!" Blonde licks it and announces "well, it's nobody from our office!"

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Oooooo! I've never been in here! Nice wallpaper.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Oooooo! I've never been in here! Nice wallpaper.

oi - get back in your box, you!!! zz

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"Oooooo! I've never been in here! Nice wallpaper.

oi - get back in your box, you!!! zz"

I though you were still in England!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Three girls are in a lift and notice a stain on the wall. The redhead says "that looks like spunk. Brunette sniffs it and says "smells like spunk too!" Blonde licks it and announces "well, it's nobody from our office!""

eeew! but funny!

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By *ips2lipsCouple over a year ago

dundee

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by

mistake - both are in intensive care....

One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

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By *ips2lipsCouple over a year ago

dundee

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick

pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shhhhhh!! Dont tell anyone,,,,I'm gonna go down on you,,,,And you're gonna love it,,,,,,,,,,,But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it,,,,Then im gonna to come back up and f... you big time.

Lots of love

Petrol prices xx

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