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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cunnilingus is like politics, slip of the tongue and your in the shit
Oral sex is like driving in the snow, One litte slide and your into the arsehole in front. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My missus had 'christmas' tattooed on one side of her pussy, and 'new year' on the other side..... I said "why have you had that done?"..... she replied " your always moaning there's nothing to eat between christmas and new year!" |
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