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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Or is there more guys than usual messaging and asking for a meet straight away? The standard ' hey babe, want to fuck?' Or ' can I lick your pussy?'

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest, it really turns my blood cold and I have to fight the urge to give them dogs abuse hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At least they start with "hey babe"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"At least they start with "hey babe" "

Urgh! I'd rather they never tbh lol last time I checked I might have a wee stubby nose but I'm not a pig hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At least they start with "hey babe"

Urgh! I'd rather they never tbh lol last time I checked I might have a wee stubby nose but I'm not a pig hahaha "

Lmao!!!! I'd prefer to be the sheep baah raam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"At least they start with "hey babe"

Urgh! I'd rather they never tbh lol last time I checked I might have a wee stubby nose but I'm not a pig hahaha

Lmao!!!! I'd prefer to be the sheep baah raam!"

Cheers for that. I actually just burst out laughing and the bairn asked what I was laughing at hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glad to be of service hen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen "

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews

Some guys really do think this is instashag

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some guys really do think this is instashag "

I think I've sent more messages this weekend saying to guys to wind their neck in than anything else lol. I'm not feeling chilled enough to just ignore just now lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up! "

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble "

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return! "

True. Tit for tat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!

True. Tit for tat "

yep! Don't like being left high and dry!

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!

True. Tit for tat

yep! Don't like being left high and dry!"

"Meet up with me and give me a blowjob before work" And what is in that for me, exactly? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!

True. Tit for tat

yep! Don't like being left high and dry!

"Meet up with me and give me a blowjob before work" And what is in that for me, exactly? Lol "

Well obviously the satisfaction of a job well done and knowing you've sent someone off to their work with a smile on their face and a spring in their step! That's enough isn't it?

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!

True. Tit for tat

yep! Don't like being left high and dry!

"Meet up with me and give me a blowjob before work" And what is in that for me, exactly? Lol

Well obviously the satisfaction of a job well done and knowing you've sent someone off to their work with a smile on their face and a spring in their step! That's enough isn't it? "

As much as I take pride in my work, nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some guys really do think this is instashag "
can I have a shag please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!

True. Tit for tat

yep! Don't like being left high and dry!"

No getting left high and dry for you! The best thing to get a moist burd is all in the stuffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble

What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!

True. Tit for tat

yep! Don't like being left high and dry!

No getting left high and dry for you! The best thing to get a moist burd is all in the stuffing "

Alas, there has been a serious lack of stuffing this bird lately

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's OK, I'll bring my marigolds and we'll soon sort that problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's OK, I'll bring my marigolds and we'll soon sort that problem "

Dirty bitch hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's OK, I'll bring my marigolds and we'll soon sort that problem

Dirty bitch hahaha "

I know, too much time spent with you lot does that to an innocent lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes seems to be more & more x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble "

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's OK, I'll bring my marigolds and we'll soon sort that problem

Dirty bitch hahaha

I know, too much time spent with you lot does that to an innocent lady "

Don't include me in that statement! I'm a total innocent too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glad to be of service hen

Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!

Be a turkey and give us all a gobble "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes seems to be more & more x"

Glad I'm not the only one noticing lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes seems to be more & more x

Glad I'm not the only one noticing lol "

"Fancy a fuck?" Usually gets a reply of - yes, just not with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes seems to be more & more x

Glad I'm not the only one noticing lol

"Fancy a fuck?" Usually gets a reply of - yes, just not with you "

Normally I ignore but now they get ' really?! You honestly think that shit is going to work?!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that "

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks! "

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' "

come on then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' come on then "

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' come on then

Is that an offer? "

aye

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' "

Hahahaha don't you start as well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'

Hahahaha don't you start as well! "

You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'

Hahahaha don't you start as well!

You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha "

Who said I was wearing knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'

Hahahaha don't you start as well!

You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha

Who said I was wearing knickers? "

You big tease.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'

Hahahaha don't you start as well!

You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha

Who said I was wearing knickers? "

oooofffftttttt!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that

Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!

So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'

Hahahaha don't you start as well!

You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha

Who said I was wearing knickers?

You big tease. "

I have been told that a few times. I have no idea why though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very quiet and innocent

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews

As are we all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope I'm a little bit of a devil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As are we all "
cough,splutter #nearlychoked

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As are we all cough,splutter #nearlychoked "

Who's innocent???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As are we all cough,splutter #nearlychoked

Who's innocent???? lol "

Me....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As are we all "

Ditto!! Total Virgin! :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We must agree. We have had 29 different guys this weekend asking to meet. Even though we are not looking for single guys.

The % age of guys to girls and couple must be about 80-20... It's untrue!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We must agree. We have had 29 different guys this weekend asking to meet. Even though we are not looking for single guys.

The % age of guys to girls and couple must be about 80-20... It's untrue!"

quickie required now , wear heels,bodysuit(crotchless), put make up on.

I'm available for 23mins for a fuck n blow.

I dont mind if the mrs joins in either.

cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As are we all

Ditto!! Total Virgin! :D"

If that's the case then that will have to be rectified ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Classic charmer - "Are you available this morning I need to empty my b*lls".

I was too busy boaking to respond

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best i get is im in the area today fancy meeting up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Best i get is im in the area today fancy meeting up. "

Those ones are easy to handle. Just respond with ' no sorry I'm not' and job done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We must agree. We have had 29 different guys this weekend asking to meet. Even though we are not looking for single guys.

The % age of guys to girls and couple must be about 80-20... It's untrue!

quickie required now , wear heels,bodysuit(crotchless), put make up on.

I'm available for 23mins for a fuck n blow.

I dont mind if the mrs joins in either.

cheers"

No need to describe what you'll be wearing P. It's always best to keep that a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg I think all the poor men in Dundee are going to need body armour on Friday if they have any type of contact with you lot pmsl, thank his I'm not here, poor blokes lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Omg I think all the poor men in Dundee are going to need body armour on Friday if they have any type of contact with you lot pmsl, thank his I'm not here, poor blokes lol."

They'll only need that if they don't tow the line lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg I think all the poor men in Dundee are going to need body armour on Friday if they have any type of contact with you lot pmsl, thank his I'm not here, poor blokes lol."

It's alright, we've got our rohypnol and baseball bats at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyway hope you all enjoy your night x

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