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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Picture this,
Your out for a drive in the country with someone you have agreed to meet from here.
You arrive at the site in plan and the rain comes down. So you get back in the car and move to a different spot.
The rain has gone, the sun is out, you get nakey and down to business and then Gazillions of fuckin midgies appear.
I swear I've got midgie bites up my arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we once went up north, had a shag in the woods and i (JO) got bitten to buggery........i had about 60 bites on my ass n legs........omg it was awfull.
Lesson learned never shag up north in the woods !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That was very very funny though babe, you have to admit?
xxxx
"we once went up north, had a shag in the woods and i (JO) got bitten to buggery........i had about 60 bites on my ass n legs........omg it was awfull.
Lesson learned never shag up north in the woods !!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That was very very funny though babe, you have to admit?
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we once went up north, had a shag in the woods and i (JO) got bitten to buggery........i had about 60 bites on my ass n legs........omg it was awfull.
Lesson learned never shag up north in the woods !!"
funny for you probably lol wasnt funny for me with all those itchy bloody bites...and you never even had one bite !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol"
dinna Jo he used that line on me...
still recovering.....
1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol |
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By *ighMan
over a year ago
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"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol
dinna Jo he used that line on me...
still recovering.....
1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol"
pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol
dinna Jo he used that line on me...
still recovering.....
1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol
pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya "
please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....
hands _igh's girl a box to stand on
x |
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By *ighMan
over a year ago
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"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol
dinna Jo he used that line on me...
still recovering.....
1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol
pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya
please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....
hands _igh's girl a box to stand on
x"
I meant mags garry lol |
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By *ighMan
over a year ago
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"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol
dinna Jo he used that line on me...
still recovering.....
1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol
pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya
please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....
hands _igh's girl a box to stand on
x"
I meant mags garry lol |
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By *ighMan
over a year ago
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"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol
dinna Jo he used that line on me...
still recovering.....
1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol
pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya
please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....
hands _igh's girl a box to stand on
x"
I meant mags garry lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got eaten alive by them on Saturday night...just waiting for a taxi though, nothing remotely exciting.
It's almost worth taking up smoking just keep the little shits away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol
dinna Jo he used that line on me...
still recovering.....
1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol
pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya
please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....
hands _igh's girl a box to stand on
x
I meant mags garry lol"
babes the cheeky git ment me 2 lol hence why the box 2 stand on lol garry u wait till mon see if i need the box lol xxc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just recently discovered the delights of outdoor fun, and yes the little sods do seem to be an occupational hazard!!!
But.................. given the choice? Think the outdoor fun wins everytime!! |
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