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She's Mine I Tell You & This Is My Random Ransom Demand
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
My cursed little obsessive gene has kicked in & I've become fixated by another Fabber - one Jinty of the McGinty clan.
So like Baldrick of the House of Blackadder I hatched a cunning lingus plan & I am holding her hostage in the dungeons of Random Towers.
She is currently bound in chains & a rather fetching Princess Leia gold lamè bikini, sitting on the cold damp step of said torture chamber freezing her ass off (yes I've turned off the central heating in the dungeon - mwuhahaha!) & I've got her stitching up some of my old tighty whities.
Should you wish her return I demand multitudinous bags of Toffee Butterkist, Lindt Strawberry Cheesecake chocolate bars, a truckload of Hagen Daz ice cream & as many Euros as Greece can borrow for my upcoming holibags.
This is not a drill, I repeat... NOT A DRILL.
Send them or the J of the G gets her ass whupped & condemned to a life of debauchery.
So cough up. And NO you cannot speak with the wench. |
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"My cursed little obsessive gene has kicked in & I've become fixated by another Fabber - one Jinty of the McGinty clan.
So like Baldrick of the House of Blackadder I hatched a cunning lingus plan & I am holding her hostage in the dungeons of Random Towers.
She is currently bound in chains & a rather fetching Princess Leia gold lamè bikini, sitting on the cold damp step of said torture chamber freezing her ass off (yes I've turned off the central heating in the dungeon - mwuhahaha!) & I've got her stitching up some of my old tighty whities.
Should you wish her return I demand multitudinous bags of Toffee Butterkist, Lindt Strawberry Cheesecake chocolate bars, a truckload of Hagen Daz ice cream & as many Euros as Greece can borrow for my upcoming holibags.
This is not a drill, I repeat... NOT A DRILL.
Send them or the J of the G gets her ass whupped & condemned to a life of debauchery.
So cough up. And NO you cannot speak with the wench. "
Your not wired right m8  |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"My cursed little obsessive gene has kicked in & I've become fixated by another Fabber - one Jinty of the McGinty clan.
So like Baldrick of the House of Blackadder I hatched a cunning lingus plan & I am holding her hostage in the dungeons of Random Towers.
She is currently bound in chains & a rather fetching Princess Leia gold lamè bikini, sitting on the cold damp step of said torture chamber freezing her ass off (yes I've turned off the central heating in the dungeon - mwuhahaha!) & I've got her stitching up some of my old tighty whities.
Should you wish her return I demand multitudinous bags of Toffee Butterkist, Lindt Strawberry Cheesecake chocolate bars, a truckload of Hagen Daz ice cream & as many Euros as Greece can borrow for my upcoming holibags.
This is not a drill, I repeat... NOT A DRILL.
Send them or the J of the G gets her ass whupped & condemned to a life of debauchery.
So cough up. And NO you cannot speak with the wench.
Your not wired right m8 "
I am SOOOO wired today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fear not Sis, I'm on my way with Daddy's firearm to rescue you from the mean man.
My weapon is bigger than your Daddy's.
(Yer Maw told me so)
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I know you're attempting humour but the comment about my mother is inappropriate.  |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Fear not Sis, I'm on my way with Daddy's firearm to rescue you from the mean man.
My weapon is bigger than your Daddy's.
(Yer Maw told me so)
I know you're attempting humour but the comment about my mother is inappropriate. "
Can't message you directly but my sincere apologies. No offence intended.
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