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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whoever said this is a liar ... Ive sneezed about 50 times in the last 10 minutes and far from being satisfied im just sniffly and grumpy!
Stupid hayfever!  |
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Just makes me think of the old joke;
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose
and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped
her nose and shuddered quite violently as before.
The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she
took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.
The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said,
"You've sneezed three times, wiped you nose with a tissue, then shuddered
violently! Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition
- when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never
heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper." |
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