"There once was a lady Miss D
Who was once caught short for a wee
She crouched down behind a taxi
The driver said excuse me
And that's how she met Bunkie Pmsl Bride 
Hope that's not true though  "
Of course it not we first met eye to eye in......ahhhh that would be telling lol |
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"The once was a man called Bride
who wore his wedding dresses with pride
we said dont give up hope of getting a poke from some big hunk whos happy to give you his spunk "
I'd rather a lady with a strapon  |
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"The once was a man called Bride
who wore his wedding dresses with pride
we said dont give up hope of getting a poke from some big hunk whos happy to give you his spunk
I'd rather a lady with a strapon "
There once was a man called bride
who wore his wedding dresses with pride
HE had and eye for Jinty Mcginty who wore a tiara that was squinty
They both eloped to Brazil and produced a little baby because she forgot to take her pill lol |
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Sexgoddess is classy and clever,
And likes a good romp in the heather,
Sassy and sweet,
From her head to her feet,
But those bloody legs go on FOR EVER!!!
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Fmuma is such a wee cutie
She's called on to come shake her booty,
Can never be found,
They look all around,
She's just buggered off to the footy!!!! X
by Jinty in hiding  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Fmuma is such a wee cutie
She's called on to come shake her booty,
Can never be found,
They look all around,
She's just buggered off to the footy!!!! X
by Jinty in hiding "
Brilliant Granny Jints xx |
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Late entry!
Our Onny, while out one night "jogging",
Caught Alec and Nicola "snogging",
He said," Hey, wee eck,
You are up to your neck.
For your nonsense I soon will be blogging"!!!... |
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