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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At the moment mine are

You can't kid a kidder

Is this my stupid face

And, stop lying to me you selfish fucker

(I may have made up that last one)

Yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can only piss with the cock youv got

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By *ikchattyfellahMan over a year ago

Greenock

Yes we can!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God loves a trier!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can take the horse to the well but you can make it drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if god didnt want us to eat animals then why did he make them out of meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yir full oh shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"if god didnt want us to eat animals then why did he make them out of meat

See also: if God meant us to exercise, he'd have put diamonds on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And...

Diamonds are for ever.

Not just for Christmas.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

some villages are missing their idiots ...I think they have wandered in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"some villages are missing their idiots ...I think they have wandered in here

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By *yan19Man over a year ago

NLC

Mines is :

You've only got one back don't go breaking it for anyone

was told that In work after lifting to much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you can only piss with the cock youv got

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's wetter than an otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

before you slag a man you should try walk a mile in his shoes that way when you do slag him youll be a mile away and he wont have any shoes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You wouldn't put milk bottles out in that weather.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They're as bright as a blackout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They're as bright as a blackout."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face like a melted welly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just for fun ....

and surely no lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you think someone is talking shite, or trying to mislead you, turn your back to them and gesture/say "goan put my zip back up for me?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you think someone is talking shite, or trying to mislead you, turn your back to them and gesture/say "goan put my zip back up for me?" "

Ah hahahahahahahaha!!! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No sh*t Sherlock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can take the horse to the well but you can make it drink "

but adaptation ....but I can bloody drown it.

Saved for difficult buggers in my work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not as green as I am cabbage looking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking get in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm only half as daft as I look?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her into battle

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By *ig TennentsMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

The man like custard! The longer he stands there the thicker he gets !

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It takes one to know one"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happyer that a jypsys dug wae two cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat others as you would like them to treat you .

What go,s around comes around

What's ment to be. Is ment to be

Never judge a book by its cover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

You look with your eyes not your hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If first you fail. Break it

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

If at first you dont succeed have a very large gin & tonic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When did a didny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do i look like i came up the clyde in a banana boat? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Away and boil yer heed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if god didnt want us to eat animals then why did he make them out of meat

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hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did ye, aye.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Away and boil yer heed"

Another fav x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think I button up the back has become a strong favourite of mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am no as green as a cabbage lookin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your a bigger bum than ten arses.

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By *rmagiteMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

everyone's a wanker, if they say they don't then they are a liar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face like a Greggs Halloween cake !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slack as a bag of whelks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

an arse like a bag of spanners

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By *gowbhoy4funMan over a year ago

glasgow

"some villages are missing their idiots ...I think they have wandered in here

Hahaha never heard that before ..may have to steal.it mrs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thick as dripping....

(Guess where I heard THAT one!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgot my favourite....

Yer nothing but a chanty wrastler!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"some villages are missing their idiots ...I think they have wandered in here

Hahaha never heard that before ..may have to steal.it mrs.

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feel free

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How's yer arse for lovebites?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does the pope shit in the woods ?

Is Yogi Bear a catholic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bof!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can't get a 50 year old so two 25 year olds will do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He who hingeth aboot geteth hee-haw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get it up ye Ya ride lol

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