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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys should use chocolate bars to compare their knob to so the ladies can get an accurate size rating. You have Freddos, Fudge, Double Decker, Mars Bar twin pack and for the real big boys, Bounty triple pack.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chuckle, So that's what the flake adverts where going on about. :p
Haha!!! Haven't had a flake in years  "
Makes sense when you think about the facial expressions on the women in the ads, touching it gently, slowly sliding it into their mouths, eyes closed, leaning back...
Just don't think about Yorkie bars!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just noticed I typed cooks not cocks!!! Damn autocorrect always trying to keep it clean :-/
Better watch out the red pen brigade will be on you lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just noticed I typed cooks not cocks!!! Damn autocorrect always trying to keep it clean :-/
Better watch out the red pen brigade will be on you lol
What's the red pen brigade?"
Just make a spelling mistake or grammar and find out. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dimensions and measurements in this case are best recorded using these instruments:
1. A Dressmaker's measuring tape for length, breadth and circumference. Measurements should be taken when flaccid and fully erect (although chilly days should be avoided). Although some men prefer describing in inches using the imperial scale, using the metric system may reduce instances of exaggeration and provide greater accuracy by going up in small increments of millimetres.
2. Kitchen scales to measure weight of either penis or ball bag. Density can be calculated from this. Wait until Mary Berry has popped down to Waitrose for some hundreds-and-thousands and use her scales, but beware her wrath, she is actually Zelda from Terrahawks.
3. A ten penny piece can be used for accurate dimensional perspective. If needs be, a ha'penny can also be used in dire straits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dimensions and measurements in this case are best recorded using these instruments:
1. A Dressmaker's measuring tape for length, breadth and circumference. Measurements should be taken when flaccid and fully erect (although chilly days should be avoided). Although some men prefer describing in inches using the imperial scale, using the metric system may reduce instances of exaggeration and provide greater accuracy by going up in small increments of millimetres.
2. Kitchen scales to measure weight of either penis or ball bag. Density can be calculated from this. Wait until Mary Berry has popped down to Waitrose for some hundreds-and-thousands and use her scales, but beware her wrath, she is actually Zelda from Terrahawks.
3. A ten penny piece can be used for accurate dimensional perspective. If needs be, a ha'penny can also be used in dire straits."
Apparently the average d-cup sized boob weighs 4lb.
I've got about 3 stone  |
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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago
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"Guys should use chocolate bars to compare their knob to so the ladies can get an accurate size rating. You have Freddos, Fudge, Double Decker, Mars Bar twin pack and for the real big boys, Bounty triple pack.
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lmao how about a dairy milk bar.
that way you can measure in squares.
we can add a cock size on fab profiles with no of squares.
I like 6 squares lol how many are yours...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dimensions and measurements in this case are best recorded using these instruments:
1. A Dressmaker's measuring tape for length, breadth and circumference. Measurements should be taken when flaccid and fully erect (although chilly days should be avoided). Although some men prefer describing in inches using the imperial scale, using the metric system may reduce instances of exaggeration and provide greater accuracy by going up in small increments of millimetres.
2. Kitchen scales to measure weight of either penis or ball bag. Density can be calculated from this. Wait until Mary Berry has popped down to Waitrose for some hundreds-and-thousands and use her scales, but beware her wrath, she is actually Zelda from Terrahawks.
3. A ten penny piece can be used for accurate dimensional perspective. If needs be, a ha'penny can also be used in dire straits.
Apparently the average d-cup sized boob weighs 4lb.
I've got about 3 stone "
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