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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Best wanking jokes best one will probably pull

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise

"
brilliant xx

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Just saw that yoghurt advert for perle de lait. It says 'pleasure makes you beautiful'.

Obviously they've never seen my wank face

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By *usky Couple01Couple over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Lol.

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Science shows that owls have the sharpest hearing on the planet.

They have clearly never tested a man watching porn whilst his wife is asleep

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

And I'm spent.............for now

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

"Just saw that yoghurt advert for perle de lait. It says 'pleasure makes you beautiful'.

Obviously they've never seen my wank face

"
fpmplmdabo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bbc are launching a new forensic crime drama in which they investigate cases of necrophillia.

Its gonna be called "wanking the dead"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was gonna add in an anal joke, butt fuck it.

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By *exywheelsCouple over a year ago

inverness

During sex I suddenly stopped and didn’t move.

She: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Shhht, I’ve seen it on Pornhub, it’s called buffering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"During sex I suddenly stopped and didn’t move.

She: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Shhht, I’ve seen it on Pornhub, it’s called buffering"

ROFLMAO! !!

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