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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im sure Ive posted some poor updates but I always find it funny reading some of the updates when I use browse. What are your funniest or most cringeworthy ones? A few to start:
'Who is sucking cock today? Get in touch' I imagine someone with their head down sucking away and coming up for air to read that and saying 'oh right that'll be me then. Id better get in touch' lol
'Fun and frollics' Who the F says frollics lol
'Skype cam wank'...seriously?
Im sure you can do better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure Ive posted some poor updates but I always find it funny reading some of the updates when I use browse. What are your funniest or most cringeworthy ones? A few to start:
'Who is sucking cock today? Get in touch' I imagine someone with their head down sucking away and coming up for air to read that and saying 'oh right that'll be me then. Id better get in touch' lol
'Fun and frollics' Who the F says frollics lol
'Skype cam wank'...seriously?
Im sure you can do better"
Hahaha hahaha I love the sucking part "oh that will be me then " hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How about 'who wants my big load?' You are sitting there thinking 'oh today I must try to get a big load of cum. Last time it was only a dribble and not enough' oh super there is someone with a big load lol |
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'What a boring site this is!'
Puts in no effort whatsoever and expects to be drowning in pussy.
'Open to all offers'
Any hole's a goal, I'm not fussy. Someone just shag me pleeeeeeeease!
'You know who you are'
And no one else cares |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The "I'm leaving" status is the best.
They very rarely leave and are just after a quick ego boost to know they are wanted.
I was on fab in the north west of England and rarely saw that status but now I'm on fab in Scotland it's quite a regular thing.
So please people just leave you'll be no loss. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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'Looking to unload in Paisley' Sounds like a delivery man or something you could get arrested for! Also sounds (like so many) to be all about me me me..I need to cum I need pussy cock etc..me me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is becoming my own wee laugh to myself. Just saw another cracker
'Hard cock whilst driving. Who wants a flash?' Now on order to see this youd need to be at a v specific point at the exact time he drove past with his hard cock out. You could have a wee picnic waiting lol. Youd also need to be high enough up to see in....brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing says 'Looks at us, we're magnificent because we had SEX last night' than a status update that says 'Thanks for an amazing night last night, you know who you are'. They might know, assuming they don't you're now weirdos but we haven't got the faintest idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a bit like the verifications that go along the lines of 'treat her right and.....' really!!!!!
If you have reached the dizzy heights of a meet please tell me that you wouldn't do anything other 'treating her right'.  |
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"Its a bit like the verifications that go along the lines of 'treat her right and.....' really!!!!!
If you have reached the dizzy heights of a meet please tell me that you wouldn't do anything other 'treating her right'. "
Haha! That gets on my tits too  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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People asking to meet at the weekend, usually couples and if the offers don't come flooding in,the status changes multiple times and each time getting angrier and declaring they are thinking of leaving.
If anyone was having a party and they were looking for guests, the ranting would end any invite being offered |
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If it's that bad - just delete 
Wonder if they know the meaning of the word discretion. 
