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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

My favourite joke of the moment:

Yo mama's so fat that your father no longer finds her attractive & it's ruining their marriage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone.

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

Lol like fk

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

What u call a pig with no legs?..

A sausage or a ham roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

Parcel tape.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

What do you call a monkey in a minefield

a Baboooom

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By *r fab1015Man over a year ago

Glasgow

My daughter told me this at Halloween last year and I still love it

Why did the crisp cross the road..........

Because it's a walker

lol gets me everytime hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield

a Baboooom

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 parrots sitting on a perch. One says 'can you smell fish?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you make a door scream ?

Pull its knob

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other, "do you smell carrots?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yer maw's so fat when she fell down the stairs the neighbours thought it was the end of Eastenders!

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

What u call a fly with no wings?.....walk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's black white and red all over ???

A sunburnt penguin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two goldfish in a tank...one says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'

Don't get me started, I have hundreds of these...

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Why dont blind people go skydiving....

it scares the shit out the dogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happened to the irish tap dancer?

He fell down the sink

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By *outhsider101Man over a year ago

glasgow

what do you call a scotsman with one foot inside his front door and one foot outside?.... Hamish!!!

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By *outhsider101Man over a year ago

glasgow

what does a hippy horse eat? Hayyy man!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

two birds sitting on a perch. one says to the other, can you smell fish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to cover women in orange soda whilst I have sex with them. It's a huge FANTAsy of mine.

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

why do cats never get lost?

They use cat nav!

(courtesy of my 6 year old son)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do Mexicans have under their carpets?

Underlay underlay

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

Don't know, it's never happened!

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"What do Mexicans have under their carpets?

Underlay underlay

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

Don't know, it's never happened!

oi some of us men live alone and are semi domesticated haha

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

well semi domesticated know what the takeaway number are for example lol

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By *etItSwing1991Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Why do bees get stick hair ?

They use honeycombes ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of bees produce milk?

BOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEES

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other, "do you smell carrots?""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to cover women in orange soda whilst I have sex with them. It's a huge FANTAsy of mine. "

Your comments make me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a rottweiler shagging your leg?

Sir!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 parrots sitting on a perch. One says 'can you smell fish?'"

that took me much much longer than it should have ROFL!

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

What do u call 4 sheep tied to a fence in Aberdeen?

...The leisure center

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By *dippyhippyWoman over a year ago

peterhead

Wits the difference between a man muff diving and a man driving in the fog ?,

The man muff diving can see the cunt in front of him, Told to me by my son who was 12 at the time lol.

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