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I can't think of a good one but my worst two were
A guy at the bar looks at me and says
'I'm going to smash your back doors in'
I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho' 
The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch  |
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Beckon over with your finger a lass you like the look of.....if she does then whisper (shout if you're in a nightclub!)in her ear..."If I can make you come with just my finger imagine what the rest of me could do"  |
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"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were
A guy at the bar looks at me and says
'I'm going to smash your back doors in'
I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'
The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch "
I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!? |
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"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were
A guy at the bar looks at me and says
'I'm going to smash your back doors in'
I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'
The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch
I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!? "
 I've never been out in Kilmarnock
Top one Glasgow, bottom one Manchester |
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"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were
A guy at the bar looks at me and says
'I'm going to smash your back doors in'
I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'
The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch "
Both sound appalling - pity you didn't throw your glass at the second guy then pat the bar stool beside you! |
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"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were
A guy at the bar looks at me and says
'I'm going to smash your back doors in'
I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'
The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch
I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!?
I've never been out in Kilmarnock
Top one Glasgow, bottom one Manchester "
surprising! Sounds like typical small town attitude! |
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I once said to a girl 'I'm gonna smash your back door in'. She replied 'Whatever' and walked off.
I'd love to her seen her face when she returned home to find I had kicked it off the hinges and ran off with her telly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My watch is magic, it can tell me anything about you and right now it's telling me you're not wearing any knickers.
Wrong, I am wearing knickers.
Damn, stupid thing is running 30 minutes slow.
That one always tickled me |
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I remember a night out in carnegies in paisley before it closed for good.I was standing at the bar with friends but I could see this blonde girl with really permed hair she was beautiful and she kept making eye contact with me.About half an hour later someone whispered in my ear "If you want to fuck follow me" it was her and I could never look at that disabled toilet in the same way again.lol |
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"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were
A guy at the bar looks at me and says
'I'm going to smash your back doors in'
I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'
The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch
Both sound appalling - pity you didn't throw your glass at the second guy then pat the bar stool beside you!"
Na I had a good laugh about it round the other side of the bar |
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I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!?
I've never been out in Kilmarnock
Top one Glasgow, bottom one Manchester
surprising! Sounds like typical small town attitude! "
And that sounds very narrow minded. I'm from a small town and I don't have that attitude |
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By *egs4uWoman
over a year ago
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I've had a few lol.
your father must of been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Your legs must be aching from running through my mind.
Do you have a plaster? I cut my knee falling for you.
I forgot my phone number can i have yours.
Is there a mirror in your knickers? I think i can see myself in them.
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