Pml that's exactly what a tilt the cunt telt him his best bet is ty take it ty a dealer and get them ty check if it's a lifetime filter in the tank well back heel'd lol

From a work colleague regarding a homer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!..............

Nah,it's really....the message you sent to ********** has been delivered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah they won at the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you enjoy my tits

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By *ckleticklesWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Have a safe night. Hugs and kisses xxx

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello, are you around on Sunday for a late lunch? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came through to bed to find a burd in room!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just book the hotel x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was the last text you received?

Mines was: where r u ffs??xx"

Read your emails,you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey sorry forgot to get back to you sooner I'm free most evenings this week.

Nothing naughty unfortunately lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you look for the bigger file?

Thanks, love you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you look for the bigger file?

Thanks, love you x "

Did you find it? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines was from my boss asking if I could work. Answer to that was bolt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my way to Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you look for the bigger file?

Thanks, love you x

Did you find it? Lol"

Found 14!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, thanks".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodafone-you have a missed call from 07*********

Vodafone are shit if they don't even give you all the number!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know the feeling.. Enjoy.. Mwah xx

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

Mine was ...Shut up you witch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which room are you in ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep tite xxx

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Mine was ...Shut up you witch

just as well I cant text you haha

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By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow

"Due to an administration error. Your delivery of xxxxxxx will now take 4-5 weeks."

This after waiting 2 weeks and receiving the wrong bloody things in the first place...

Never ever by large bits of machinery from Italy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A reminder from your vet. Please call us on 01506 463085 to arrange a convenient time to collect more Drontal for Lincoln. Many thanks

That was three days ago. ..I better actually phone them! !!

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By *homCrownMan over a year ago

West Fife

We have been trying to contact you regarding your PPI claim. We have £2750 waiting to be claimed.

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By *el65Man over a year ago

paisley

whats the code for the wi-fi

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

"Mine was ...Shut up you witch

just as well I cant text you haha"
errm does that mean you've binned ma number lol

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

course not just wasnae embarrassing you in public lol

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

"course not just wasnae embarrassing you in public lol"
you dare and yer dead meat Mr

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"course not just wasnae embarrassing you in public lolyou dare and yer dead meat Mr

would I?

prepares for a boot in the stones

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By *egs4uWoman over a year ago

somewhere around

Haha you cheeky bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£2905.07 has been put aside for me by the banks.

all i have to do is contact some guy with a somalian e-mail address

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me the song list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"£2905.07 has been put aside for me by the banks.

all i have to do is contact some guy with a somalian e-mail address

Aaahhhh of course. . Keep forgetting they can't send a cheque that require your bank details... No chance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit brutal but I'll leave it up to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loving your pics

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

Bastard lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A wee bit just need to have some actual fun lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could go for a couple saturday night. Then if its shit nae fanny oot..sunday? ayeeee

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

your leave has been cancelled grrr

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By *wiftieeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

I fell asleep!

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By *egs4uWoman over a year ago

somewhere around

mum where's my ipod

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

lol where is it then after ll mums know everything haha

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By *egs4uWoman over a year ago

somewhere around

"lol where is it then after ll mums know everything haha"

Where he left it

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

lol boys eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need to get some sleep, night night sexy xx

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