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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Away bile yer heid
Go n bury yir Heid in a tin can.
(recall one of my teachers use to say this YEARS ago)"
My maths teacher used to say 'come a little closer it's smaller that you think'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!
Is it not:
It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.
Another:
Your as much fun as a fart in a spacesuit"
well I'm sorry, but I use the fireguard one... means the same
erse!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i wouldnae ride her in yae battle
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Naw a willny gee ye 20 pence so ye can buy a milkybar and use the tinfoil on it to burn yer smack ya fuckin manky junkie jaggin b*****d  |
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"yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!
Is it not:
It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.
Another:
Your as much fun as a fart in a spacesuit
well I'm sorry, but I use the fireguard one... means the same
Earse!!"
Well i Never heard of the "chocolate fireguard". Was more familiar with the chocolate teapot |
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"yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!
Is it not:
It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.
Another:
Your as much fun as a fart in a spacesuit
well I'm sorry, but I use the fireguard one... means the same
Earse!!
Well i Never heard of the "chocolate fireguard". Was more familiar with the chocolate teapot"
Ive heard chocolate fireguard, chocolate teapot, chocolate ashtray and ashtray on a bike..they all work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bumboy
Yes ?  "
Your name can be used as a homophobic or just general Scottish insult just thought it was amusing in this thread but not everyone gets my sense of humour but it was just a joke not meant as anything deeper honest |
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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago
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"Bumboy
Yes ?
Your name can be used as a homophobic or just general Scottish insult just thought it was amusing in this thread but not everyone gets my sense of humour but it was just a joke not meant as anything deeper honest "
And taken as such , I did think it was funny right on the back of my post
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You were so ugly your pram had shutters and you were so ugly your maw fed you with a gutty x"
you were that ugly when you were born the midwife slapped your mother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"for goodness sake, its only a bit of fun.. what does it matter if the spelling is not perfect?
dilligaff!!!"
Fun some people don't comply lol
Anyways due to their negative attitude away and stick yer heid in a gas oven looking for a haggis  |
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"Right, back to the fun we were all having before the thread got hijacked!
If pigs could fly, she'd be a squadron leader! "
Tempted to type FOAD - but you're not the worst - so I'll leave it atb. Cheers |
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Cringing!!
