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over a year ago
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Overweight, bald, aging desperado seeks complete opposite for sympathy sex on a regular basis. Must have good vocabulary and the skills to use punctuation appropriately.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wee gobshite, curvy with extra curves, loves to chat & have a giggle. Might come across as bitchy but is really a nice person who gives good boobie hugs lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a stick insect, hopeless romantic seeks someone for spoons and kisses. Must like children and not be bothered by bad driving, being a bit soppy and being a bit demanding in the bedroom.
Axe murderers, neds, text talkers and weirdos need not apply.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hopeless romantic who has a few walls that need broken down. Must b able tokeep up in the bedroom as well as being an excellent big spoon 
Gosh essential!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kinky yet passionate, quiet but lively blonde seeks own pervert. Must have gsoh and high sex drive. Must not have baggage, a tenancy for drama or bad hygiene. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reasonably well preserved old burd in her twilight years...a bit overstuffed but doesn't frighten animals or small children with cracking sense of humour and joi de vivre seeks good natured easy going friends. Inbuilt bullshit detector in excellent working order....  |
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over a year ago
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Wealthy, handsome, debonair gentleman seeking discreet, sensual ladies for a passionate rendevous.
And once he has buggered off and given us lesser mortals a chance, any regular average joes fancy meeting another regular average Joe for a decent day/night and a bit cheaper about how we are actually morally superior to the above |
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over a year ago
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Tall, chubby male, GSOH, BHM, DDF, DTE, HNG, Good with Paintbrush, Children and Cars, Seeks Busty Curvy woman for Making wetspots on bedsheets and picking pointless arguments, must love animals, sex toys and early mornings in no particular order. |
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