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over a year ago
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"I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me 
I'll crawl under you 
I bagsy crawling under next "
This is starting to sound like a gymnastic display team |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me
I'll crawl under you
I bagsy crawling under next
This is starting to sound like a gymnastic display team "
I do pride myself for being pretty flexible. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well maybe one day I can show you my mad skills, I can make cars and everything ....boom let that bit of info sink in lol"
You will need to show me pictures of some of your creations. I make a house. The same house I made as a child on the same green base board with some of my own bricks from when I was a child. Not very imaginative  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well maybe one day I can show you my mad skills, I can make cars and everything ....boom let that bit of info sink in lol
You will need to show me pictures of some of your creations. I make a house. The same house I made as a child on the same green base board with some of my own bricks from when I was a child. Not very imaginative "
At least you would make Lego look sexy, me on the other hand I just look like the chubby hairy man playing with children's toys lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back when I was a daft teenager(now a daft thirty something!)I could floss my tonsils with a condom......
Copied from 'the hopefuls' for those of you who remember .....The Word....late night 'yoof' programme on ch 4.
Snort one end of condom up your hooter until you can grab it out the back of your throat n out your mouth then make a flossing motion!
The last time I did this (20+ yes ago)an air pocket in the condom had me looking like big Arnie in Total Recall....the scene where he pulls the bugging device out his nostril......not recommended lol
So now make a fool of myself either telling crap jokes,attempting to do the splits/limbo/the crab or just plain old crazy legs dancing!  |
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"Talentless, useless individual here! Happy to enjoy all of your stunning gifts! 
Can bake a little... 
Me too. I take it we're on the cakes then?"
Me too.  |
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over a year ago
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That's a really good idea. Given the distance and area involved, what's to stop us doing a coffee morning with friends and family collecting donations and putting the combined amount to the charity the majority has chosen. Xx |
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