Fab nursery rhymes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not sure if this has been posted before but here goes -

3 in the bed and the little one said come join us

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary Mary quite contrary

Shave your fanny

It's too damn hairy

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York,

He had ten thousand men,

Slut.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack And Jill Went up the hill

So Jack could lick Jills fanny

all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock Cause Jills a f**king Tranny

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brilliant

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock

A mouse ran up my cock

I never felt at ease

I think it was after the cheese