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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so,,your on death row for killing 24 smurfs with a toothpick in an early morning frenzie,,,what would you have for your last meal?
for me.....
mussels in white wine sauce and french fries followed by a home-made shepards pie peas and carrots and a bitter chocolate tart and crem fresh to finish.
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By *antaMan
over a year ago
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it would have to be one of those massive american steaks that you get your photo on the wall if you finish it that way you can take your time and maybe get an extra week to live lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lobster bisque glazed with cream and gruyer.
Grilled Fillet of Prime, East Coast Halibut with Greens, Pine Nuts, Smokey Bacon & a Pot of Sauce Hollandaise.
And a creme brulee.
Washed down with a nice crisp dry white wine.
.... that was the 'last meal' I had at my favourite restaurant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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aspasagus with hollandaise sauce with a pouched Quail egg on top, for mains i will go for Grilled fillet of wild Turbot with garlic crushed potatoes with a butter sauce and fresh home grown peas.
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A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.
He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half
getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and
is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it's
Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's
sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.
"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?" "Yes" answers
the executioner. "Can I have that green banana?
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten
it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending
hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the
man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.
"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's
never happened before."
The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling
tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are
still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is
sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner
is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the
electric supply for the whole of Texas.
The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the
executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says
the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his
banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the
switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas.
When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the
chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.
Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once
again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The
executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair,
determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair
smiling.
"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Well" says the man, "Can
I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?" The executioner hands
over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner
pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the
smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.
"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something
to do with that green banana isn't it" he asked.
Nahh" said the bloke,
"I'm just a really bad conductor"
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Lobster bisque glazed with cream and gruyer.
Grilled Fillet of Prime, East Coast Halibut with Greens, Pine Nuts, Smokey Bacon & a Pot of Sauce Hollandaise.
And a creme brulee.
Washed down with a nice crisp dry white wine.
.... that was the 'last meal' I had at my favourite restaurant. "
Laine by the time it takes them to rustle that up they will end up giving you a Reprieve |
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