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You know when your getting old when

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You know when your getting on a bit when you start receiving emails to plan your funeral lol

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By *ckleticklesWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

You're no longer "the lassie next door", you are now "the wummin next door"

Gutted.

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By *all saulMan over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

when you start complaining the original version was better lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Saga start with the insurance quotes!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're no longer "the lassie next door", you are now "the wummin next door"

Gutted."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When dying your hair is to cover the grey rather than just for a change of colour lol.... although 3 weeks ago I was I.d for drink in Morrison's so cant be looking that old

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By *ompip3Couple over a year ago

Paisley

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!! ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you browse for mature porn and realise they're full of folk younger than you!!

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

When you can no longer get a full erection in 10 seconds flat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get mails saying I like an older woman

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By *ckleticklesWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"When you get mails saying I like an older woman

Ooft!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the nose/ear hair starts to thicken up & needs to be looked after!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you start complaining the original version was better lol"

Too true! The original Postman Pat is waaayyy better than the Postman Pat Special Delivery Service! Lol

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

When that thing in your pants sports more hair than your head!

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By *iceguy 1966Man over a year ago

in pa postcode

When your shaving and you look in the mirror and your shaving your dad's face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When Saga start with the insurance quotes!!!!!!"

Saga is my insurance lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the doctors look like they're still in school!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When your watching porn and all your thinking is f**k me that bed looks comfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you say something to your kids and you sound like your mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you get mails saying I like an older woman

Ooft!!!! Lol"
tell me about it . I suppose she they are 27-30 I am older

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you... oh hang on a minute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you go to the gym and genuinely believe you've walked in during a school visit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you... oh hang on a minute!

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By *one IdolMan over a year ago

your imagination

When you feel a sense of achievement making it through the night without getting up for a piss ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you feel a sense of achievement making it through the night without getting up for a piss ..........

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When young guys give you their seat in the bus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you stride in to a room with a definite purpose only to forget why you went in there in the first place.

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

When you let out an involuntary groan when you bend down to pick something up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Browsing profiles and everybody's younger than you and your waaaaay outside 95% ofvage ranges

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your watching porn and all your thinking is f**k me that bed looks comfy

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

Lol@all o the above except gym quote yawnnnnnn!

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