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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We all hear myths about swinger signals but do you guys use any and what are the best ones!

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Can't even see my garden for all the pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Had heard that one but unsure if it was a thing x

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"Had heard that one but unsure if it was a thing x"

Of course it is, your not a real swinger if you've no pampas grass

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Get free pampus grass every time I renew my platinum membership

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"Get free pampus grass every time I renew my platinum membership

Really? I'm gonna complain I've never got any

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Get free pampus grass every time I renew my platinum membership

Really? I'm gonna complain I've never got any

Oops admin just got in touch I wasn't to let on

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"Can't even see my garden for all the pampas grass

Ohhh thats YOUR house !!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

"Can't even see my garden for all the pampas grass

Ohhh thats YOUR house !!!!

Yep I can't believe you said you couldn't find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stand at different sections in Morrisons squeezing melons and baps, winking at women to let them know I love swinging.

So far I've encountered four ladies. All policewomen.

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By *aucy MikeCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I stand at different sections in Morrisons squeezing melons and baps, winking at women to let them know I love swinging.

So far I've encountered four ladies. All policewomen. "

Shows you how much we know. Only one I'd heard about was the pampas grass but wasn't that in the 70s and keys in the bowl kind of thing? Sx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pampas grass died.

I now have a big flashing red light on the roof.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stand at different sections in Morrisons squeezing melons and baps, winking at women to let them know I love swinging.

So far I've encountered four ladies. All policewomen. "

Your never in morrisons when am there,

Or is it different melons you want to squeeze?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a lady local to us thats on here and her garden has pampas grass at the front haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a lady local to us thats on here and her garden has pampas grass at the front haha"

And what does she have at the rear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a lady local to us thats on here and her garden has pampas grass at the front haha

And what does she have at the rear?"

A messy garden lol spends most of her time in her bed and at her work

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