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After attending many the drinks nights we all do the daftest things d*unk. What's your daftest thing you've done d*unk?
I left my shoes in the taxi and never realised I'd come home barefooted lol!!!
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over a year ago
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For a dare stripped off all my clothes and walked the streets of Manchester...after all day drinking...it was mid winter and there was at least 4" of snow on the ground. Not my brightest moment to be sure... |
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over a year ago
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Broke into my neigbours house when they came down stairs I told them not to worry I'm only taking the expensive things  they thought it was funny but it's the reason I stopped drinking that & other things that would be too incriminating to post on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cycled home from the pub (only thought i was going for a cycle with no pub pit stop) was wrecked and as i got near the Crowne Plaza i hit the fence and nearly ended up in the Clyde. was bloodied but not out ha ha |
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over a year ago
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got into a private hire taxi which wasn't for me before he moved away I was told get the fuck out ..... Same night ended up outside the blue lagoon laying in the middle of the street.street sweeper woke me up that was on my first night out when I first started working  |
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over a year ago
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This was surreal. I was about 17 in Glasgow, had made a big vat of home brew but being 17 couldn't wait for it to ferment properly so me and pals drank it half way through process. Got very d*unk and the last thing I remember was being half way up a big tree at the bottom of Castlemilk Road, peeing and trying to hit an innocent passing cat just as a Police car passed. They didn't stop but I can still see their open mouthed expression as they drove past. |
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over a year ago
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Dropped a fishbowl full of sex on the beach on my white shag pile rug. Decided to put it in a bath of cold water so it wouldn't stain. It took two weeks to dry out on the line... but it didn't stain! |
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"Dropped a fishbowl full of sex on the beach on my white shag pile rug. Decided to put it in a bath of cold water so it wouldn't stain. It took two weeks to dry out on the line... but it didn't stain! "
Pmsl that's class!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met this girl on a night out , said I was rudi skacel an ex footballer for hearts !
Had too put on this accent and sometimes not even mutter a word apart fro" yoo r sexi"! All my mates went with it and needless too say was caught out in the morning when I answered my phone and forgot ! Hahaha |
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By *976scottMan
over a year ago
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At a work colleagues wedding I got really pissed and at the end took a big bunch of flowers that were sitting at the door, giving them to some random!
Found out on the Monday they were the mother of the brides!
Felt so so bad but never owned up |
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over a year ago
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We've ended up in the sea up to our waists fully clothed - me in a party frock and him in his boxers and a t shirt at 4 in the morning, then had to walk through the hotel lobby soaking wet and get to our room. That was a hell of a great birthday.. but there have been MANY other things we have done. |
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Woke up with trousers round my knees beside an equally disheveled lady on a set of stairs near the art school at about nine am on a Saturday morning!
Both tried to make ourselves respectable and headed to the taxi rank through the usual Saturday morning shoppers!
Still managed a dry hump before going our separate ways! |
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when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side ! |
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"when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side ! "
hahaha brilliant. Bet you were grounded till you were 21 lol xx
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"when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side ! hahaha brilliant. Bet you were grounded till you were 21 lol xx"
I'm embarrassed to say I did get grounded for a couple of weeks .... It also got cast up every time I went out for about a year.....
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"when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side ! hahaha brilliant. Bet you were grounded till you were 21 lol xx
I'm embarrassed to say I did get grounded for a couple of weeks .... It also got cast up every time I went out for about a year.....
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pmsl ... brilliant. Glad my parents weren't the only strict ones Haa xx |
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15 years old full of cider & hiding from the police we decided to run into the woods & climb into a hammock we had made... located by the police we were asked to come down but obviously refused point blank... well they phoned the fire brigade to come cut this hammock down, feeling rather happy & smug with the fact the police couldn't get to use until the firemen were walking towards us & realised my dad was indeed nightshift (a fireman) & was giving me the look of death. We came down, taken home & grounded for a month lol. |
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Had been away for months with army lads drinking all the time and used to being around them...got home first night family party, was in a mess and bet my 12 yer old cousin £50 he couldn't piss his pants....Needless to say my aunt never found it funny but cousin loved having 50 quid |
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Funniest I remember was in Bathgate..
Went to a friends house for their anniversary and we all went out for drinks.. about 12 of us..
The Husband said very later on that night that he had had too much to drink and was going home to bed..
He insisted his wife stay with the rest of us (now about 5/6 folks)..
Pub Closing time arrived not long after and his wife decided to invite everyone remaining back to theirs for another drink..
We all eventually Get to their house and she opened the door to reveal the Hubby..
He is sound asleep sitting on the couch..
Cock in Hand - Trousers around his ankles and tissues and Vaseline right next to him and a porn movie playing on the telly.. 
Anyone Else going to Admit to have Fallen asleep whilst Wanking.. ???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shattered my kneecap
Gave a guy on his stag do a lapdance
Numerous ill advised sexual exploits with coworkers
Lost my phone and housekeys but then convinced myself I'd been mugged, when actually I was just a liability
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over a year ago
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Where do I fucking begin?
While in the army I was getting into shit for just how fucked up I was when I decided it'd be appropriate to pull out my dick and piss on the MP staff sergeant's desk as he sat on the other side of it.....didn't go down well so either that or the time I cut off my pinky....yeah. V.
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"Where do I fucking begin?
While in the army I was getting into shit for just how fucked up I was when I decided it'd be appropriate to pull out my dick and piss on the MP staff sergeant's desk as he sat on the other side of it.....didn't go down well so either that or the time I cut off my pinky....yeah. V.
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