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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sort of tied in to the thread about things you were told when you were wee! Stupid things that you have believed at some point in your life...
When I was younger, based on films I thought you had to be totally under the covers to have sex.
I thought horse radish was made from real horse until I was about 17.
Anyone else or is it just me that's a dafty?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My dad told me butterflies didn't really come from caterpillars but everyone just said they did, and I had to play along. No idea why he told me this, but I felt like I was 'in on it' for YEARS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you stepped on a pavement crack you'd fall through 
Haha I still play that with the kids. I must look like a right idiot walking along the street "
You and me both  |
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"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me "
That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood |
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"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me
That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood "
Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though  |
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"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me
That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood
Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though "
Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though |
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"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me
That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood
Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though
Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though "
I'm glad you have grown out of it now  |
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"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me
That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood
Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though
Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though
I'm glad you have grown out of it now "
Haha yes. I don't need to hide under the covers anymore |
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"When i was about 6 I used to think the Forth Rail Bridge was like a roller coaster and was terrified about going on the train over it "
I used to think that too lol |
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"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me
That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood
Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though
Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though
I'm glad you have grown out of it now
Haha yes. I don't need to hide under the covers anymore "
You sound like you have came a long way hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Haha yes. I don't need to hide under the covers anymore
You sound like you have came a long way hahaha"
It's been a long hard road I've had to struggle through |
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My mother used to eat out the inside of rolls when giving you one she said she did it because it was poisonous to children I was terrified every time we went to a cafe invade we died eating a roll and sausage |
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Was told to always cut off the ends of bananas cause that's where spiders laid their eggs.
My friend and i were also told that a 'spit roast' was when a guy shagged your bum and you'd immediately perform oral on him right after.
I learned the actual meaning a year and a half ago. She learned it a couple months ago when her fb asked to do it her.. poor lassie got the fright of her life when another guy was there waiting for her too. |
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I was told if I ate the crusts of the bread I would get wavy/curly hair.
Up until last year, my sister believed that wind turbines were made to create more wind and the ones out at sea were to make bigger waves. Shes only a year younger than me and I have no idea why she thought that!
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Thought that when 'Juice' was called by the tennis umpire, the players could stop for a drink. My big sister confirmed my assumption while watching Wimbledon as a boy. I wondered why none of them ever bothered to do it... D |
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I believed It's bad luck not to salute a magpie! Still do and i always salute them even when speeding around a bend on my motorbike i still salute! Crazy i know but can't stop it just in case of bad luck!! Lol |
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Guys at school were convinced that you had a finite number of wanks and if you reached your limit before age 21 your knob would fall off and you'd have to tell your mum pmsl |
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who made that up?? I believed it 
