The forum is a planet about 69,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,009,009,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,000,000,00,000,000, light years from Earth. It's a place where cherry bun cake grows on trees.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and single males aren't barrred blocked or deleted infact they are in short supply -then I woke up to find----

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was engulfed in a meadow or orange aero chocolate bars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the smell of burning sponge. Wait, is this a dream within a dream I wondered? It all seems strangely familiar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The reality came crashing in an undertaker dressed as jimmy saville a crested newt and a stuffed camel I knew where I was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was the extreme fetish night at ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At fab fantasy club . I spotted a tall handsome stranger starring over at me.

Omg what will say ???

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man over a year ago

fife

U could say 'hello Mr bloggs'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not that blogger again every time we see him we end up splatters all over the ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The see through PVC apron I wear. It matches my PVC elf shoes. I just couldn't believe what he was wearing. It's a.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tunic he proclaimed , I couldn't help myself and blurtted out " it's a feckin dress you have on " he replied ...

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

"I always wear it when baking cup-cakes" he said bringing us neatly back round again to cookery.

"Would you like to try one with a cherry on top, it looks just like a ..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Booby and I love boobies more than I love....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blogging!!! Joe mate , you have to stop this crazy behaviour or the funny men in white suits will come over and ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dust the doilies and hoover the rafters before breaking into there stripers dance. Then they realised nana needs a trip to the opticians as she called the wrong men in white coats. But that grin told everyone nana knows exactly what she is doing as she dipped into her bingo fund.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To order stuff online from love honey,including a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A very very large pot of jam , nana just loves her afternoon fun !! Tea and jam scones, once she had so much fun she actually...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

...laughed so much her dentures shot across to room and wee Jinky the Jack Russel got to them first and started to chew and crunch........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and with her dentures out she loves to suck; but only a jack russel in room,

what will she do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Angry at the dog and now toothless theres only one thing she can do.

She whips out her sherbet dibdab, sticks it deep inside the pouch making sure theres plenty of white stuff there to cover it, pulls it out and starts sucking on the lolly pop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the postman passes her window, looking in, he see's her sucking on the lolly, he knocks on door with parcel

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

.....and with all this going on the minister that has been visiting and watching, jumps up and offers to brush her dentures and wash the teacups...........

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

and then answers the door to the postman.....................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He has a very large package granny notices

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

....but gran knows it's for the swingers next door...........she will hand it in later..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She places the parcel on her table and to her shock the parcel begins to vibrate vigorously and just at the same moment the swingingers from next door knock on her ...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

...door and the minister grabs the vibrating box..seeing what's in there...clutching his chest, turning blue and gasping for air the swingers.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

immediately perform resuscitation 30 pumps to 2 breaths, eventually there is a heart beat again

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man over a year ago

fife

So she raised her hand n tickled his giblets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he was hard in no time. She opened her mouth and.................

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man over a year ago

fife

He filled her with his juicy meat n gave her some warm gravy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That luckily was cooling but warm enough to give her the injection she so desperately needed after what seemed an age she . .

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

..screamed for Jesus and shouted get it in deeper..harder...faster aahhh....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another foot yet and you'll have those graves dug for these...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

..for those durty swingers the minister said and be quick about it don't want them running....

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By *urray MintMan over a year ago

Brewtoon

My lawn with 6inch heels on !

At this point a John Lewis lorry turned up with a huge load of ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mannequins dressed in their new lingerie range including....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

..a hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With several firemen Mrs R ordered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The John Lewis Lorry driver saw what was going on and asked if he could joint in, removing his jacket at same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The John Lewis Lorry driver saw what was going on and asked if he could joint in, removing his jacket at same time"
,slipping on his snorkel he slipped beneath the bubbling water to the promised land of Muff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The John Lewis Lorry driver saw what was going on and asked if he could joint in, removing his jacket at same time,slipping on his snorkel he slipped beneath the bubbling water to the promised land of Muff"
but due to recent pollution problems muff was now a very different and bare place to be