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over a year ago
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The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger."
I love a good sky remote shot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger.
I love a good sky remote shot "
Sky remote shots are an art  |
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point  "
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye |
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"
Ooooh harsh |
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"
Bit much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"
Wow!  |
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"
Oh dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"
Really?! Bit strong fella. |
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"
Ohh nasty I bet your no male model |
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"Always a complaint have a cock pic you get the I've seen them all and sick seeing em , have a full nude shot flaccid or semi that's pointless now because who knows why I'll just stick to none "
It was a question not a statement |
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point
probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye
Ohh nasty I bet your no male model"
Thank you for your lovely private message my dear; from reading it; it does seem you have a complex, and it appears very bitter
it did make me laugh though
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To bw fair there is as much point in a dick pic as there is in boobs n bits pics its just females are more acceptable as everyone chases them and a fem can do no wrong I will stick with disintrest in pics |
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"To bw fair there is as much point in a dick pic as there is in boobs n bits pics its just females are more acceptable as everyone chases them and a fem can do no wrong I will stick with disintrest in pics"
No I agree too-some female pics are OTT too. I guess it's a case of each to their own. I choose to leave something to the imagination-half the fun is finding out what's underneath.  |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect?
Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's?  |
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"Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect?
Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's? "
What about one of those mini cans of ? |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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"Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect?
Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's?
What about one of those mini cans of ? "
Could and probably has been passed off as a full size can of !
Would need to be something that is small and clearly marked lol!
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