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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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what do people think is the best way to grab someone attention and make them want to speak to you. what is the best and worst opening lines you have sent/received |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just got "do you rim guys?"
Honestly?!? Do these guys think that's how to approach a lady?!? "
To be fair, the guy that wrote that probably hasn't spoken to a real woman before in a long time.
Bless them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you like tapes and CDs?
Good, cause I'd like to tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts. 
Not that I've used that line but think it's a belter for hilarity value. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"where would u love my hot cumm id love u to open ure pussy wide I spit in ure gaping hole finger it toy it till its foaming then lick it all out u x
Straight from my in box!!  "
That's where I've been going wrong. I'll have to try that type of message |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just got "do you rim guys?"
Honestly?!? Do these guys think that's how to approach a lady?!? "
Many of us guys have had the same msg sent to us !!!! And the answer is NO !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just got "do you rim guys?"
Honestly?!? Do these guys think that's how to approach a lady?!? Many of us guys have had the same msg sent to us !!!! And the answer is NO !!!!"
Fair one mate. I get a load of them usually from "straight" blokes. Who's kidding who? |
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"Do you like tapes and CDs?
Good, cause I'd like to tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.
Not that I've used that line but think it's a belter for hilarity value. "
Something like this would probably get a reply from me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you like tapes and CDs?
Good, cause I'd like to tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.
Not that I've used that line but think it's a belter for hilarity value.
Something like this would probably get a reply from me "
Me too. Anything that makes me laugh normally gets a reply |
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"where would u love my hot cumm id love u to open ure pussy wide I spit in ure gaping hole finger it toy it till its foaming then lick it all out u x
Straight from my in box!! "
No pun intended |
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Not fab related, but a guy once approached my friend in a pub and asked if she was a good singer (she has a gap in her teeth, apparently that's something to do with it).
She replied "heard it". He kept saying "no, seriously, are you a good singer?"
Eventually she got so annoyed she just stared at him and said "you're that ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out." That's when he slunk off back to his friends |
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