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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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old betty is in the nursing home on her mobility scooter, she loves whizzing about the corridors, old Joe jumps out in front of her naked and with a raging hard on, oh ffs not the breathalyser again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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"Rumour going round that staff in nursing homes are to give randy old men a cocktail of drugs made up of viagra and prozac.
At least if the dont get a fuck they dont give a fuck "
I heard it was a cocktail of Horlick's and Viagra.
....The horlick's to make them sleep, and the viagra to stop them rolling out of bed!  |
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