My son was at the gym this morning so I text and asked him if he could nip into morrisons on his way home and pick me up a butternut squash.
He came home half an hour ago and handed me a bottle of orange diluting juice.
I asked him what it was for and he said I couldn't get butternut squash so got orange instead.
I was almost wetting myself laughing and when he realised himself what I wanted he was buckled too lmao.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"now feel embarrassed to ask 
what's butternut squash
.lmso if your being serious it a fruit but mostly used as a vegetable in soups similar to a pumpkin lol"
then I can see how he was mistaken, was being serious, never used this for soup and Guess I would have been just as ... just as mistaken |
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"now feel embarrassed to ask
what's butternut squash
.lmso if your being serious it a fruit but mostly used as a vegetable in soups similar to a pumpkin lol
then I can see how he was mistaken, was being serious, never used this for soup and Guess I would have been just as ... just as mistaken "
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
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Being a fabber I only meet guys on a pre arranged basis . My mate thinks I'm weird as I never go out on the pull . (A pet hate )They've never know me to bring a guy home from a pub . So you can imagine the shock when I brought 3 guys home from the pub . We 5 of us all stood drinking chatting and laughing in the kitchen polishing off a bottle of vodka . 3 of us ended up slipping upstairs . The youngest guy spent his time in the ensuite being sick . Couldn't hold his drink . After the fun was over I kicked them all out as they started shouting in some foreign language . The next day I noticed my new dress that if been wearing was missing .searched high and low . Bearing In mind this was near a year ago . Went out walking yesterday and the same friend pick a different route that normal and about 100 yards from my house I saw something that looked familiar on the grass . Thought it was a football shirt as kids play on the green . But no it was my new dress that's been missing for nearly a year . Not a mark on it . We laughed till we nearly wet our pants . Might even get a a second chance at wearing it. Just need somewhere nice to go now . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That'll be why the poor lad couldn't find one, he was looking in the wrong places "
He would've been lucky to even find it up there from what I seen haha |
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