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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Valentine's poems , verses plz. ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used to have a big note pad filled with them, al have a look see if a can find it or remember any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

google

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over love

you're gonna get fisted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my pussy

and I'll suck your penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh superstar Hahahahaha love them x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't find that notepad.. i have hundreds they are just ones I can remember lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over love

you're gonna get fisted

"
hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Superstar they really brightened my morning and made me laugh out loud, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry. "

Hehe...your a star..superstar..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crumpet, are you looking for something nice 'n' dirty that rhymes, or romantic poetry? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and jill went up the hill,

So jack could lick jills fanny,

But all jack got was a mouth full of cock,

Coz jills a pre-op tranny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry. "

Hahaha love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Hehe...your a star..superstar..

Yeah so I've been told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Hehe...your a star..superstar..

Yeah so I've been told

Bet that's not all you've been told...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

The Hulk is green

I'd totally smash you

If you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lil bitta crumpet,

I wish you a happy valentines day,

love your pussy I wanna pump it,

especially in a 3 way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One from school

I love you I love you I love you alrighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie

don't be mistaken. Don't be misled I mean on the clothes line not in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

The Hulk is green

I'd totally smash you

If you know what I mean "

Mmmmm.....smash away Belle...

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By *10NY7USMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Best one I ever saw was on police Scotland's Facebook last year, was surprised by their sense of humour:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you commit a crime

You'll go to jail

#policenotpoets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Hehe...your a star..superstar..

Yeah so I've been told

Bet that's not all you've been told...

yeah I'm an angel

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