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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Be ready in a minute

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Be ready in a minute"
is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be ready in a minuteis it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My personal favourite

Whatever!!!

Auds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/15 11:53:59]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i love a man that starts with a finger...."

What do you mean a finger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Credit card please.

Thought you said it was big!?

We are going shopping.

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By *ickyDavCouple over a year ago

Westish

What does "offside" mean? lol

And

"pleasssssssssssse"

That always works!!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Ill do the driving .. or I'm going remove the sports channels as waste of money.

Both are going make my bunkie break in to a cold sweat lol x

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Can we just have a cuddle instead? I'm knackered!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be ready in a minuteis it in yet

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/15 12:34:01]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its okay we'll keep ourselfs amuzed we don't need you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they want sex during their period, obviously blood will find itself on the sheets. Not a word said, but when a stray snotter or tiny skid mark marks the sheets, all hell breaks loose.

Lads, sleep with a pair of black pants on and blow your nose. It's not worth the hassle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its fine

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

We need to talk... Means oh shit your in big trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/15 12:58:38]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's alright, it's quite a common thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind. (Yes they bloody do)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that all youve got?

Your brothers is bigger!

Pull my nightgown down when your finished!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that all is I'm getting

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

See next time can you bring your football team round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought the squeaking sound on the car was normal!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that all youve got?

Your brothers is bigger!

Pull my nightgown down when your finished!

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still think the best one is the all famous....

"I'm fine"

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By *ocknrollerMan over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

"I still think the best one is the all famous....

"I'm fine""

I hate thay too.

I'm fine, its nothing. its ok, nevermind....

ooohhhh gonnae tell me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still think the best one is the all famous....

"I'm fine"

I hate thay too.

I'm fine, its nothing. its ok, nevermind....

ooohhhh gonnae tell me!!!!

Then once you leave it and go "oh must be imagination"

!!!VOLCANIC ERUPTION!!!

You mister are in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eh...is it not "their" man??

lol...

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By *ocknrollerMan over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

"Eh...is it not "their" man??

lol..."

Aye, t'is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its okay we'll keep ourselfs amuzed we don't need you

Your actually having a laugh right?

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By *hickensCouple over a year ago

Inverness-ish

"Its fine "

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By *hickensCouple over a year ago

Inverness-ish

"Be ready in a minute"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Its okay we'll keep ourselfs amuzed we don't need you

Your actually having a laugh right?"
Nope lol

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