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over a year ago
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Does Anyone In Scotland Know How to teach Us Sailing ??? - and yes we do mean with a Boat and not just a toy one in the bathtub lol !!
we know its a strange request - but we would really love to learn about sailing and sex whilst sailing lol xx  |
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over a year ago
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What do you wish to learn, dingy sailing or yacht sailing ala duran duran's name is RIO
Sex n sailing is rather like water beds but with lots more water |
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"What do you wish to learn, dingy sailing or yacht sailing ala duran duran's name is RIO
Sex n sailing is rather like water beds but with lots more water "
Yes- i do remember duran duran !! grr wish we never had the 80`s pleasure lol and we also never tried sailing a water bed into the wind lol  |
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Strathclyde Country Park will teach you sailing, its an accredited RYA centre.
And the many car parks around it will teach you about sex in the evenings as they're accredited DOGGING centre's. |
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"Strathclyde Country Park will teach you sailing, its an accredited RYA centre.
And the many car parks around it will teach you about sex in the evenings as they're accredited DOGGING centre's."
Not the best idea to mention dogging sites in forums as they wont be dogging sites for long in this case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yes try the park to learn how to sail safely or if its the sea port edgar marina at south queens ferry maybe able to help but its costly.
and i wondered why we got funny looks when we stopped in the park to eat out big mac lol |
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Port Edgar centre at South Queensferry or ther is a place down at North Berwick as well. Im pretty sure that if you were to google boat clubs/dinghy sailing youd find somewhere handy although its not cheap! |
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over a year ago
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Simon le bon sold his round the world racing yacht DRUM to Arnold Clark...is based at RHU near helensburgh...the Rio video yacht is was a Fife yacht called Eilean which has since been restored and renamed Belle Adventure. |
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Hi guys
Sailing........
I personally have an RYA licence and start classes next week to become a Day Skipper.
Planning to operate a charter boat in the Clyde if I can get financial backing to back my venture.
The Duran Duran boat is called "Drum" and regularly does trips around the Clyde. I have been out on a number of occasions as a guest of Arnold Clark and even taken the wheel on a couple of occasions, expensive to book but good day out.
If you wish to learn then try a company called Seaforce out at the Tall Ship.
They have a website. They teach beginners right up to experts. |
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Great way to relax-although if Mrs knew how much it really cost,she'd have kittens, lol.
We're very fortunate around the Clyde to have some great locations, pubs etc. |
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Thanks Everyone For All Your Help !!
The Strathclyde Park Idea Scares Us - As We Got Surrounded By Cops One Night in our car Eating FISH SUPPERS !! lol
Yes, just the fish n chips variety from takeaway shops !! lol
The cost of some places to learn sailing is quite staggering !!!
now if we could just get the doctor to prescribe us some sailing therapy lol
Thanks again everyone - and beware of the strathclye park recommendations lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks Everyone For All Your Help !!
The Strathclyde Park Idea Scares Us - As We Got Surrounded By Cops One Night in our car Eating FISH SUPPERS !! lol
Yes, just the fish n chips variety from takeaway shops !! lol
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Taking a fish supper with you when going dogging is a tried and tested idea. If the cops give you grief just point to the empty wrappers and dare them to take the matter further.
It'll be a sad day for tourism in Scotland when people aren't allowed to sit at a local beauty spot enjoying our national dish. |
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" ..........
now if we could just get the doctor to prescribe us some sailing therapy lol
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Being sent sailing is probably the new-fangled 'punishment' for certain forms of anti-social behaviour. |
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"Thanks Everyone For All Your Help !!
The Strathclyde Park Idea Scares Us - As We Got Surrounded By Cops One Night in our car Eating FISH SUPPERS !! lol
Yes, just the fish n chips variety from takeaway shops !! lol
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Taking a fish supper with you when going dogging is a tried and tested idea. If the cops give you grief just point to the empty wrappers and dare them to take the matter further.
It'll be a sad day for tourism in Scotland when people aren't allowed to sit at a local beauty spot enjoying our national dish."
Lol - The police said sorry and left us alone after approx 20 seconds - but didnt half scare the crap out of us !! and it wasnt really that dark !!
Think it was the glass bottle of irn-bru on the dashboard that either made them think we were doggers and then it made them realise we actually were eating fish and chips lolol  |
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" ..........
now if we could just get the doctor to prescribe us some sailing therapy lol
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Being sent sailing is probably the new-fangled 'punishment' for certain forms of anti-social behaviour."
Nope that dont work !!
we robbed loads of people, insulted every foreigner we could find, even
smashed up the local fone box/bus stop etc etc etc - and all we got was a lousy holiday to florida and a crappy Playstation 3 !!
no - only joking xx |
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Im planning a wee get together on my yacht ...if anyone is interested please drop me a note....hopefully find a quiet bay and we can all have some fun
Baz xx |
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