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Teacher is going round the class one day asking the kids what they want to be when they grow up.
Little johnny says"i want to be a millionaire,and have loads of bitches,i'll buy my bitches clothes and cars and take them on holidays on my private jet to my secluded desert island and make love 5 times a day"
Left speechless,the teacher then asks little amanda what she wants to be.
Little amanda replies"im gomna be one of johnnys bitches"  |
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"Teacher is going round the class one day asking the kids what they want to be when they grow up.
Little johnny says"i want to be a millionaire,and have loads of bitches,i'll buy my bitches clothes and cars and take them on holidays on my private jet to my secluded desert island and make love 5 times a day"
Left speechless,the teacher then asks little amanda what she wants to be.
Little amanda replies"im gomna be one of johnnys bitches" "
Lol.
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A little toddler was given a tea set as a present.
Dad was sitting engrossed in the news when his little princess brought him a cup of tea(which of course was water).
Aftet several cups of "tea",her mum came from work and her dad told her to sit down and watch his little princess bring him a cuppa which he thought was the cutest thing.
The mother gave a wry smile and said"has it ever crossed your mind that the only place a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?" |
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