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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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D’ye huv a library cerd? Cuz ad like to check ye oot.
Is yer maw n da retarded? Coz ur pure special.
Did ye fart? Coz ye blew me away.
If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, ad store mah nuts in yer hole.
Mah Love fur you is like diarrhoea. A canny hodd it in.
Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see masel in ehm.
Ye might no be the best lookin lassie here but beauty's only a light switch away.
Ur face minds me of a spanner... Every time a hink of it ma nuts pure tighten
Ah know am no Fred Flintstone, but a bet a kin make ur bed-rock.
A canny find mah puppy, can you help me find him? A hink he went intae this cheap motel room.
Ye might as well sleep wae me, cause am gonae tell aw ma pals ye did anyway
Am no the best looking boi in here, but am the only wan talkin tae u.
If u were a bogey ad pick u first
Ur eyes are pure blue like windae cleaner
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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TO MY GREAT PAL MR 44 X
THERE WAS AN OLD TART 44
WHO WANTED SEX MORE AND MORE
HE PULLED AND HE PULLED
AND IT WASNA WUMIN HE FOOLED
WI A BLOND WIG AND TIGHTS
HE TOOK TV'NESS TO NEW HEIGHTS
OVER THE FRONT OF HIS DIGGER
HE WANTED COCKS BIGGER AND BIGGER
LOVE YU LONG TIME WAS HIS CRY
I'M NOT GAY I AM BI
SUCKIE SUCKIE TWENTY DOLLAR
FOR THAT I WILL WEAR DOG COLLAR
MAKE ME YUR BITCH
AND IN 2 WEEKS YU WILL ITCH...
MORE TO FOLLOW, BUT NEED TO WORK .. LOL
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