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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Got the wife a wooden leg for Christmas. That's not her main present though.....

..... it's just a stocking filler.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got the wife a wooden leg for Christmas. That's not her main present though.....

..... it's just a stocking filler....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What type of phone contract does santa have ?

Pay as you ho ho ho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why does santa wear a helmet?

Elf & Safety!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Why is Christmas just like your job?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Why doesn't Santa have any children ?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hubby said,what would you like for Christmas?A widows pension was the reply

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By *ary_ArgyllMan  over a year ago

Argyll


"hubby said,what would you like for Christmas?A widows pension was the reply"

After that I'd check he hasn't increased the life insurance on you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Paul bought heather McCartney a wood plane for christmas. She unwrapped it and screams "what the fuck is this i dont do woodwork"

He replied "I know but thought it would be good for shaving ya leg"

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