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Things you can only say at Christmas
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Things you can only say at Christmas :
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
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over a year ago
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I pulled it as hard as I could but there was no bang.
How come you always get the good end.
Don't point that thing at me and pull it or you can clean up the mess.
Careful where you point that and pull it or you'll take someone's eye out.
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"cum empty your sac.
No wonder you smell burning you left your sack near the fire and it's singed!
Dx"
yes I do love the smell of roasting nuts,
I wonder if the old boy in red is stuck in my chimney |
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"Do you want to eat my chipolata? I've had too much thigh off the bird and that's all I've got left. If not the granny can have it! Oh hello Jinty."
Much cheekier since you've moved out of the Kingdom oh horned one!!!!!   |
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