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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hello fellow swingers ..were looking for signatures for our petition lol..it has been brought to our attention that our great friends funcouple2party have some fantastic pics of mrs but mr has not got many sexy posses of him ..could we try and get some names to encourage him to strike a pose lmao (hes going to kill us ) .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh my fucking god, no way!!!!!!!!
this is so not funny, and tel and jay what are you doing, whyyyyyy??? dont even look at this post, dont encourage it, look away now!!! RUN!!! LOL
funkym you are so gonna pay, just wait until i next get my hands on you  i'm gonna bend you over and spank you so hard, oh wait thats pleasure damit!!!
right i'm off to hide in the toilet!
alastair (wrapped up in a duvet)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"put us down for a yes"
oh god, no, i was just posting and another one, omg right this is so not fair!!!!! 
pam you can have me in any pose you fancy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I sign up do I get spanked also lol put my name down
xxxxxxx"
zeta you can get spanked whether you put your name down or not, but since you have that's a definite spanking you you sexy minx xxxx
(4th of september then? hehe) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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so where is funkyduo? they post this shocking thread then bugger off!
ok i have a list...
zeta, roll on the party lol, you better believe it woohooo!
hot4uandjake, why? what have i ever done to you guys lol
mrs fire, ok now you know you have an open invitation so what do you want with a bloody picture!
gridiron, let me ask you... do i look like madonna? clearly not hopefully yikes!
oh and telandjay, are you saying mrs funky is scary, you are so going to get in trouble, she will have the paddles on your arse!!!!!
gordonsx2, again why? i'm a shy kind of guy, a wallflower, i keep myself to myself, dont say boo to a fly, help old ladys across the road yet here i am being forced to flash my cock and balls to the nation, thats no fair!!!!!!!!
right i'm away to search the internet for big woolly jumpers and stuff  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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emmm i didnt fuck off lmao i went and bouncy bouncy on Mr Funkys cock yumyum bubble gum..... i only asking what the other woman on here want to see lol
you men get to drool and smear the screen over us females pics of pussy etc so i want to drool and lick the screen and see wots beneath that boyish grin you have Ali hmmmm xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"emmm i didnt fuck off lmao i went and bouncy bouncy on Mr Funkys cock yumyum bubble gum..... i only asking what the other woman on here want to see lol
you men get to drool and smear the screen over us females pics of pussy etc so i want to drool and lick the screen and see wots beneath that boyish grin you have Ali hmmmm xxx"
ohhhhhhh mrs funky thats just a nasty rumour that i'm drooling and smearing the screen here, do you think i'm some sort of fab perv or something?????? ok ok don't answer that, but i defo dont smear the screen i always use a tissue or three
ohhhh and the women on here dont want to be seeing ma bits!!!
i like the boyish grin bit, can i put that on my profile hehe xxxx
oh and davidmandkylie whatcha sign for i have never done you any harm, well i dont think so anyway..... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what a great post!!! How many times can we put our names down on the petition! Names and address supplied just in case!!  "
oh my good god, noooooooooo
what are you signing for!!!!
you only seen my bits the other night!!!! the camera was out and everything, you could have had a picture  xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I WANT TO SEE ALI'S BITS
I WANT TO SEE ALI'S BITS
I WANT TO SEE ALI'S BITS
lmao cum on get it out for the girls xx "
you gorgeous ladies know i will get it out for you anytime, but i'm no whipping it out on here!!!!!
your making me blush now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"awww funcouple were sorry but she made us do it she had the whip and everything out and ma arse is red raw now coz a said a wouldny "
see thats what you get for messing with the funkys, especially when mrs funky is horny, oh my god!!!!
oh and you dont mess with mr funky either by the way, just ask the pussy in my back garden.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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aww come on jay!!!! thats no fair, your just trying to make me feel bad, you guys are having a ball on this site, you dont need my bits dangling around the site lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol trust me were not as bad as that funky says and as for this site well am not startin lets just say a really really really need cheered up plzzzzzzzzzzzz just be brave it dont hurt honestly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Funcouple ........ your right , i'm no that fond of Madonna ....the lyrics just fitted nicely .....lol
but if i can strke a pose with a body like mine!!......come on m8 ...lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right mr fun stop the messing about and get the cam out im for one waiting for first viewing lol "
ok, so if i show you my bits does it get me any closer to your sexy little molten pot lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"COCK COCK COCK COCK
em i think i want to see ur COCK lol xx"
mr funky please, please fuck mrs funky again... she is wayyyyy horny today
mrs funky my cock is petrified to come oot now!, it might need some teasing and pleasing .... but i'm still no convinced the sexy ladies of fab want to see my cock staring out their computers at them!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hi mrs fun here, been out all day and i come home to mr fun hidding under the stairs with the laptop
read this from mrs funky and i know now why he's under the stairs, all i can say is
GET YOUR COCK OUT FOR THE GIRLS MR FUN
COCK OUT!
COCK OUT!
COCK OUT!
you can come and help me get it out mrs funky
LOVE YOU BABY XXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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rotfpmsl you two are just the best ...we know hes not shy and taking provocative shots of you constantly is not fair ...get him sprawled across that bed and take those pics ... go on alistair strike a pose xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well well mrs fun, you can take the knife oot my back now please
you will never get my pic now, i've hidden the camera haha oh and dont you dare post my frying pan pics, in fact i'm off to delete them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pmsfl oh my god that poor man lol mrs funky u evil woman leave that poor man alone hes traumatised now lol and tel says stop it or he will never come to the social lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO step away from the delete button or ur ass cheeks gets paddled lol xx"
step away from the paddles, they are dangerous, do you not need a licence or special training for them?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"see someone else wants to see the wishaw wand  "
ffs i told you not to give it a name!!!!!!!! that will stick now, my cock is not a wand, im no harry potter lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMFG
now this has my signature written 1 MILLION times over
come on Mr P wants needs and has to be the one behind the cam il supply the props mrs can help you with them and lets show them all how sexy you really can be hehehehe xxxxxT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we want ti see yer wand  "
its no a wand!!!!
i've seen them magic men with them, they have a white tip, mine is pinkish but sometmes it spouts white stuff right enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we want ti see yer wand
its no a wand!!!!
i've seen them magic men with them, they have a white tip, mine is pinkish but sometmes it spouts white stuff right enough"
oer he splurts out milk yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmie nothing beats a fresh glass in the morn but can this pussy have the cream ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMFG
now this has my signature written 1 MILLION times over
come on Mr P wants needs and has to be the one behind the cam il supply the props mrs can help you with them and lets show them all how sexy you really can be hehehehe xxxxxT"
hello t i was wondering when you would appear in this one!
i have been going to take pics for you for ohhhhh how long is it now.... MONTHS and have you turned up nope
but now its me you want to take pics of you are ready to come, props and everything, what bloody props anyway???????
but hey i think it might just be time to strike back, let the cock rise up and show all the sexy ladies of fab what i'm made of, whatcha got in that horny mind of yours t , tempt me and ma cock lol xxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we want ti see yer wand
its no a wand!!!!
i've seen them magic men with them, they have a white tip, mine is pinkish but sometmes it spouts white stuff right enoughoer he splurts out milk yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmie nothing beats a fresh glass in the morn but can this pussy have the cream ???"
you know i always have fresh cream ready for you every morning!
the milkman always delivers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"michelle reckons its pure magic lol
now you see it now you dont pmsl
oh sorry baby hehe xxxxxx"
thanks michelle i love you to!
your definetly not getting your hands on my wand tonight, or the camera, its well hidden now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMFG
now this has my signature written 1 MILLION times over
come on Mr P wants needs and has to be the one behind the cam il supply the props mrs can help you with them and lets show them all how sexy you really can be hehehehe xxxxxT
hello t i was wondering when you would appear in this one!
i have been going to take pics for you for ohhhhh how long is it now.... MONTHS and have you turned up nope
but now its me you want to take pics of you are ready to come, props and everything, what bloody props anyway???????
but hey i think it might just be time to strike back, let the cock rise up and show all the sexy ladies of fab what i'm made of, whatcha got in that horny mind of yours t , tempt me and ma cock lol xxxx
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I know babe and will def be over soon name the day i will be there and as for props well bend over rover im sure that sexi ass would take a real gd pic with some added extras xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you know i always have fresh cream ready for you every morning!
the milkman always delivers
ohhhh can i have enough for my oats nuts n bananas in the morn please il even lend a hand to get it extra fresh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know i always have fresh cream ready for you every morning!
the milkman always delivers
ohhhh can i have enough for my oats nuts n bananas in the morn please il even lend a hand to get it extra fresh "
just a hand?
trust me plenty of the white stuff for your oats nuts and bananas, if you squeeze hard it will definetly be extra fresh and creamy hehe xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMFG
now this has my signature written 1 MILLION times over
come on Mr P wants needs and has to be the one behind the cam il supply the props mrs can help you with them and lets show them all how sexy you really can be hehehehe xxxxxT
hello t i was wondering when you would appear in this one!
i have been going to take pics for you for ohhhhh how long is it now.... MONTHS and have you turned up nope
but now its me you want to take pics of you are ready to come, props and everything, what bloody props anyway???????
but hey i think it might just be time to strike back, let the cock rise up and show all the sexy ladies of fab what i'm made of, whatcha got in that horny mind of yours t , tempt me and ma cock lol xxxx
I know babe and will def be over soon name the day i will be there and as for props well bend over rover im sure that sexi ass would take a real gd pic with some added extras xxxx"
promises promises hehe xxxx
my ass is not designed for extras, its a stand alone model, pretty basic but does the job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cum on Mr Fun....Mr Vino has his splashed all over our page, don't be shy, do what teacher says!!!!"
jeeezzzzz i woke up this morning hoping this thread would have died down, or that yesterday was a dream but no i click on the forums and there it is at the top of the page and now its involving roleplay, 'do what teacher says', funny thing is thats turning me on!!!!!!!!!!!
can see myself having to take a picture now! never said i was, thinking about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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keeping this at the top hehe
im gd with a cane to so if its a teacher you need instead of a photographer im happy to help but do mine a gd canning could result in some rather diffrent pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"keeping this at the top hehe
im gd with a cane to so if its a teacher you need instead of a photographer im happy to help but do mine a gd canning could result in some rather diffrent pics "
mr fun back on the lsptop now thank christ!
no no no tracy, dont want it back at the top, its you i want on top hehe
and whats all this about giving me a canning now
right enough if you are offering to be the teacher with the blouse, tight skirt, stockings and heels then i'm your star pupil!!!
this photo idea might no be such a bad idea of mrs funky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ahhh now this is a good idea, well done mrs funky, now you would have to be the the head 'mistress' what with the paddles and all, and with you enjoying 'head' so much haha
t what do you mean shorten your skirt??? any shorter and you would be as well no wearing one, woohooo an even better idea mmmmmmmmmm, now thats going to get a gold star from me hehe, think you and me need extra study time right enough....
mr fun xxxx |
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over a year ago
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"ahhh now this is a good idea, well done mrs funky, now you would have to be the the head 'mistress' what with the paddles and all, and with you enjoying 'head' so much haha
t what do you mean shorten your skirt??? any shorter and you would be as well no wearing one, woohooo an even better idea mmmmmmmmmm, now thats going to get a gold star from me hehe, think you and me need extra study time right enough....
mr fun xxxx"
lol best laugh ive had all week u can cheer me up anytime xxxxxxx |
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over a year ago
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"hey ill second that put my
name down xx"
now come on stunna i'm speechless, have i ever been anything other than nice to you, and this, omg, you had to bring the thread back to life, just when i though, great, it's all forgotten about but no i come home from work and arggggggg 'petition' is back up the forum, i need to lie down now |
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"ahhh now this is a good idea, well done mrs funky, now you would have to be the the head 'mistress' what with the paddles and all, and with you enjoying 'head' so much haha
t what do you mean shorten your skirt??? any shorter and you would be as well no wearing one, woohooo an even better idea mmmmmmmmmm, now thats going to get a gold star from me hehe, think you and me need extra study time right enough....
mr fun xxxxlol best laugh ive had all week u can cheer me up anytime xxxxxxx"
a pleasure angie, it will be worth getting my cock out to cheer you up xxxx |
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over a year ago
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"uniform at the ready and awaiting the late cummers hehe xxx "
thats you putting sexy images in my head again, you always manage to do that, i still cant walk into my bedroom now without seeing you on top of michelle and how long agao was that yes OVER SIX WEEKS AGO lol (not that i'm counting or anything!)
oh and dont forget your cane hehe xxxx |
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"ahhh now this is a good idea, well done mrs funky, now you would have to be the the head 'mistress' what with the paddles and all, and with you enjoying 'head' so much haha
t what do you mean shorten your skirt??? any shorter and you would be as well no wearing one, woohooo an even better idea mmmmmmmmmm, now thats going to get a gold star from me hehe, think you and me need extra study time right enough....
mr fun xxxxlol best laugh ive had all week u can cheer me up anytime xxxxxxx
a pleasure angie, iilet will be worth getting my cock out to cheer you up xxxx"
lol best offer ive had in a while xxx |
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"ahhh now this is a good idea, well done mrs funky, now you would have to be the the head 'mistress' what with the paddles and all, and with you enjoying 'head' so much haha
t what do you mean shorten your skirt??? any shorter and you would be as well no wearing one, woohooo an even better idea mmmmmmmmmm, now thats going to get a gold star from me hehe, think you and me need extra study time right enough....
mr fun xxxxlol best laugh ive had all week u can cheer me up anytime xxxxxxx
a pleasure angie, iilet will be worth getting my cock out to cheer you up xxxxlol best offer ive had in a while xxx"
well lets get flashing lol xxxx |
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"ahhh now this is a good idea, well done mrs funky, now you would have to be the the head 'mistress' what with the paddles and all, and with you enjoying 'head' so much haha
t what do you mean shorten your skirt??? any shorter and you would be as well no wearing one, woohooo an even better idea mmmmmmmmmm, now thats going to get a gold star from me hehe, think you and me need extra study time right enough....
mr fun xxxxlol best laugh ive had all week u can cheer me up anytime xxxxxxx
a pleasure angie, iilet will be worth getting my cock out to cheer you up xxxxlol best offer ive had in a while xxx
well lets get flashing lol xxxx"
lol flash away xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
just in from work, clicked on the forums to see what everyone is saying about the front page of the sun and whats at the top of the forum.??? this bloody thread!!
WHY!!!!
thanks mr and mrs funky, thank you very much for resurecting this thread from the dead! mrs fun has just wet herself laughing when she spotted it, me? im hiding behind a copy of the sun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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hello Gridirind! honestly I'm a shy kind of person, everyone will tell you that and I sure dont look like Madonna lol, and whippy, thanks, thanks very much for signing, I would have gave you a wee private viewing if you had asked hehe
mrs funky! puplic unrest, how do you think I feel, I'm a wall flower, blend into the background kina person you know that, feeling the heat out here in the fourms...again! oh and I just realised I have broke my self impossed ban on me posting in the forums anymore, oh bloody hell, will be seeing you in 2 weeks!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Fun, if you have already broke one self imposed rule by posting on forums why not go the whole hogg and break two ........... and post some pics ...........come on In for a penny in for a pound as they say .........lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now Mr Fun with the wand would make a real good pic also what about some ass shots come on bend over rover and give us ladies a wee touh of what we all want to see luvs ya T xxxxx |
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first off, my appologies to Gridiron for getting your username wrong, in my defence I posted that message at 5am this morning and now that I look at it, god only knows what I was typing lol, but Gridiron I have posted pics of me, they are on our profile.... just not naked!!!
now mrs funky, I always want to get the wand out lol, thats a given hehe
noooooo way tracy I'm not bending over with you around, no chance lol! luvs you too but it's not gonna happen especially with michelle's wand and the anal attachment
xxxx |
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