My ex went to Paris with work and I thought, yippee I'm going to get some lovely perfume when he gets back. How wrong was I ?
he brought me back a lump of cheese, yes you read correct, bleeding f_omage he wonders why I dumped him lol  |
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I had just given birth to our first child and when bringing us home from the hospital he told me he had a lively surprise for me. He had bought one of those stomach curl exercise things Doh, I could hardly friggin walk lol,men are stupid lol |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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A 10 litre bucket of tile grout. . Incase I got bored and the bathroom was in need of renovation anyway. . . . Is that the way a woman's mind really works?
I should have got her a new pair of marigolds for her next Xmas
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mother in law bought me a bible for Xmas. I'm an athiest she then bought me a lovely waistcoat two sizes small because she wanted to encourage me to lose weight |
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