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Fucking machine

By *uck knows41 OP Man over a year ago

Arbroath

Dose anybody have a fucking machine or used one and i dont mean your hubby or bf i was thinking about makeing one thanks andy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ahhhh that will be the The Sybian Multiple Orgasm Sex Machine to give it its full name lol

currently for sale on the makers website for $1345!!!

if you can make something similar you will be a popular man hehe

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By *uck knows41 OP Man over a year ago

Arbroath

Thanks i will be looking that up when i get the chance andy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

does a black n decker drill, 3 tractor batteries wired together, the porridge spirtle and a feather duster count as a machine???

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By *igtechMan over a year ago

Stonehaven

bloody hell swingers in weeeeeeek the kirkys will be after you with the pitch forks n burning torches lol originally from watten myself lol if want engne for your machine got a 5.7 for sale lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who needs an engine ffs we have a site here full of fucking machines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think pretty thinks our HD Skybox is one of these sexual robots and is trying to get

me to notice it as every now and then shes over at it with the remote yelling "see this Fucking Machine!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think pretty thinks our HD Skybox is one of these sexual robots and is trying to get

me to notice it as every now and then shes over at it with the remote yelling "see this Fucking Machine!!""
class llf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

will it be able to fold neatly under the bed??

auds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with a 'fucking machine' right now!!! I washed all the bedding today, put it on the washing line, and it's been raining ever since...grrrrr so deffo need a fucking drying machine, lmao..

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By *igtechMan over a year ago

Stonehaven

"i think pretty thinks our HD Skybox is one of these sexual robots and is trying to get

me to notice it as every now and then shes over at it with the remote yelling "see this Fucking Machine!!"class llf"
got same probs here fuckinnnnnng machine keeps freezing or recording stuff no want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know a girl who has a sybian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know a girl who has a sybian."

What!! n she still speaks to you???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indeed she does as ricidulously crazy as that may sound to you

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

We went to a "short notice meet" a few weeks ago in Edin and were introduced to the Symbian massager orgasmatron thingy machine!...We had to burn Mrs Roma with a cigarette end to get her off it !

She still got wet knickers and a smile on her coupon ...lol

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

£1,300 is cheap at half the price she says..... wondering should we lobby Argos? they'll maybe start stocking it LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

will look out for you on dragons den! lol x

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By *uck knows41 OP Man over a year ago

Arbroath

I have had a look at the sybian site and its not what i had in mind

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