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Describe your sex life in 4 words!

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By *976scott OP Man over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Shamelessly stolen from another forum!

Some ideas include;

In need of improvement!

Stuttering to a halt!

Getting better and better!

Just a fun wee game, can you tell I would rather do anything than study

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll crack the joke's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shamelessly stolen from another forum!

Some ideas include;

In need of improvement!

Stuttering to a halt!

Getting better and better!

Just a fun wee game, can you tell I would rather do anything than study

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totally nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gone out the window

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By *ootlover456Man over a year ago

Paisley

not currently existant mate

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By *ootlover456Man over a year ago

Paisley

or. - "totally buggered off recently." is also a good yin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of this world

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Exciting

Varied

Satisfying

Rare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dead slow and stop!!!

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

What's a sex life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a sex life

"
dont know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one.

"
join the club x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About to go blind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wank with both hands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adventurous, satisfied, fun & amazing xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/12/14 18:31:08]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes it's all of these things

Frustrating

Exciting

Experimental

Fast

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By *anbrCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

In need of rest!

(just back from a dirty birthday weekend break!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just absolutely fuckin brilliant

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Well, judging by most of the male replies on here I must be doing something right

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By *wiftieeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Well, judging by most of the male replies on here I must be doing something right

You been bribing them with cakes again Andy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gone in 60 seconds........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's this sex thing ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone's getting my share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every day and awesome!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unpredictable

Wow

Amazing

Not enough

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Well, judging by most of the male replies on here I must be doing something right

You been bribing them with cakes again Andy?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhhh! It's closed up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the way up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sex life is infrequent. But not sure if that is one word or two lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldn't get much better

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By *ikerbob1957Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Non existent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two Second Wonder Man

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By *ustforalaugh1Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Completely and utterly crap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can only get better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex, what is sex ?

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By *rmagiteMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Building up the nerve!

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By *ootall2920Man over a year ago

Linlithgow

Less than nothing - really!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still sleeping with Ex

Kinda says it all lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No complaints from me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tongue is soar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My tongue is soar."

Sore*

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By *ighlander34Man over a year ago

skye

Non stop - stop none!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right now non existent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can discribe it i2 2 words

NON EXISTANT XXXXX

where am i going wrong whats wrong with my profile any help please xx

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Things could be worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very,very,very slow lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing, nothing, loads, nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great at arithmetic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im such a liar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gone in 60 seconds........

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wanna practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldnt get any better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the up now

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Are you finished then ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mmmmm that was fun

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

More pussy please doc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something like a phenomenon

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Very,very,very slow lol "

It's better with harnesses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hand to gland combat

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By *kataliteMan over a year ago

east kilbride

Couldn't be any better

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Ride of my life

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By *kataliteMan over a year ago

east kilbride

"Ride of my life

"
Mmmmm nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't use the curtains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahhhhh! It's closed up!!"

Can I lick it open

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Tried it all before.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

But I want more..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flaming hot hot hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadly lack right now.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

same old headache tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tried it all before."

So try it again

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By *lassic1Man over a year ago

bellshill

Mingin' so it is

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Boys for a queue....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very,very,very slow lol

It's better with harnesses

Safety first!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's a sex life???

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Very,very,very slow lol

It's better with harnesses

Safety first!

wasn't the last time!!

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By *r.FlirtMan over a year ago

Livingston

... out of the ordinary!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very,very,very slow lol

It's better with harnesses

Safety first!

wasn't the last time!!

Don't know what you're on about,was hooked on at all times...I think lol

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By *inkyBrianMan over a year ago

glasgow

About to get better

(so I'm lead to believe, so i hope so lol.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ready for a change

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By *mallteaserWoman over a year ago

Central

Visiting Scotland soon......hopefull x

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

I want it now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody non existent lately!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Non existant right now

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By *iFemaleStr8MaleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Whats a sex life?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God we love sex!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

balls dried up people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now a distant memory

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan over a year ago

eadt kilbride

all by my self!

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By *ohn Doe 2Man over a year ago

Swansea

Right hand left hand ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always on top form

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Non ex sis tent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On hold till 2015!

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

tonight is the night!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting better and better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing going on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuckin dam right awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not getting any whatsoever

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By *ee-YinWoman over a year ago

nr bathgate

Enjoying every intimate minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally give up now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's a sex life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex life doesn't exist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Found the perfect partner

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

I live in hope!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

More fun to come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never predictable, always amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I live in hope!"
yeh me to havnt had it for months

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very boring and empty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Utter fucking stupid bullocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Utter fucking stupid bullocks.

Or bollocks. Whatever. Undone by the autocorrect.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

All in my head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Extremely wet when wanted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pissed my self laugh ing lol x

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Needing a second opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nowt happening,ohh well.

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